Romans 1
18The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them.
20For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualitieshis eternal power and divine naturehave been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse.
21For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened.
22Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools 23and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like mortal man and birds and animals and reptiles.
24Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. 25They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creatorwho is forever praised. Amen.
26Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. 27In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion. 28Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, he gave them over to a depraved mind, to do what ought not to be done. 29They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31they are senseless, faithless, heartless, ruthless. 32Although they know God's righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.
2 Peter 3
3First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires.
4They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation." 5But they deliberately forget that long ago by God's word the heavens existed and the earth was formed out of water and by water. 6By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. 7By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men.
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Peter and Paul denounce any form of naturalism. To exchange of glory of God* for the images of animals like the one invisible trousers' posted is to invite all manner of wickedness and to deny the promise of His coming. Has anyone ever noticed that one's view on origins seems to affect their view of prophecy? (I'm thinking of starting a thread on that somewhere, sometime.)
*God said it was good which would be to his glory. Psalm 19:1 says the heavens proclaim his glory.
Secondly, God doesn't view us as dumb animals. He wouldn't tell Moses a fable because he was a dumb ancient sand bug. God values us more than that. Exodus 33:11 - "The LORD would speak to Moses face to face, as a man speaks with his friend." In the NT, John 15:13-15 - "Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends. You are my friends if you do what I command. I no longer call you servants, because a servant does not know his master's business. Instead, I have called you friends, for everything that I learned from my Father I have made known to you."
A friend isn't someone who tells you half-truths and insults your intelligence.
And if you believe that the "days" in Genesis are really thousands of years, then you won't have to worry about going to church for a long while. Because the word "day" in Genesis 1 is the same as the word "day" in Exodus 20 regarding the Sabbath.
BTW, as I'm writing this, the news just announced that KS (my state) has allowed the mention of ID in the classroom.
And now for the contentious statement: I would cease to be a Christian if evolution was proved beyond a shadow of a doubt. In my very humble opinion, I think there would be no reason to go on with such a "charade as Christianity" if evolution were proved beyond a shadow of a doubt. But since it hasn't, I have quite a lot of faith that there is a God and he didn't use evolution to bring us here.