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Having been reminded by Facebooks prompting of my past posts there
I found this one from Mary's friend Pat, in Alabama to Mary....
"The Races"
-----Original Message-----

To: Mary

From: Pat

Sent: Mon, 13 Jun 2011 22:37

Subject: FW: Races



A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to Cheltenham Races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their underpants,
and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies
to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice
that he was unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
'You must be in year four.'



'No, love,' he replied.
"I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15"









heh heh heh
 
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