Daily Cheer... (4)

[davedajobauk]

How about telling us instead then where to get the seeds to plant a money tree.
It sure would be nice to have a quick source of ready cash.

God didn't create those Bro' John

I believe they are fictitious also
for sure, if, they exist [?] they must be MADE by Man and therefore 'suspect'

~We stand more chance of, finding the Tree of Life



dave

 

[davedajobauk]

"I couldn't get the other door open"

"They call me 'Jean-Claude Van Damme' "

"Ahhhhh this, is the life"

Go for it!!!



Hair Raising

Fashion Conscious

No! these aren't muppets

Malay Night Herons



SHARES

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[joyshirley]

Brother Dave,

I would appreciate it if you would send me a package of those doughnut seeds. You know - retired police office necessity.

How about telling us instead then where to get the seeds to plant a money tree. It sure would be nice to have a quick source of ready cash.

LOL Brother Tom...
I do hate to disappoint my family
but I cannot condone nor proliferate
the scam that the sale of these 'seeds' do represent

It isn't a legitimate product, please believe me
~You cannot 'grow your OWN' Doughnuts ... sorry !!!








:roflol:



dave

 

[davedajobauk]

Hi Joyshirley


Yahoo! News UK & Ireland - Latest World News & UK News Headlines

 

[davedajobauk]

LOL

ROFLOL


Stoned Reporter - Videos - TooShocking.com - Viral Media Since 1999

 

[servant of Merciful Love]

Hi Joyshirley


Yahoo! News UK & Ireland - Latest World News & UK News Headlines

He is too cute...I want one

 

[servant of Merciful Love]

LOL

ROFLOL


Stoned Reporter - Videos - TooShocking.com - Viral Media Since 1999

ROFLOL now THAT was the assignment of a lifetime

 

[servant of Merciful Love]

I just spotted the bird post that was awesome!

 

[davedajobauk]

He is too cute...I want one

CUTE... yes!!!
I read [there]
that it is an endangered species and might, best be left [in situ] for the sake of it's species

ROFLOL now THAT was the assignment of a lifetime

I agree... re: the impromptu experience of the reporter

Plainly, the subsequent clips
were in response to urging by the cameraman/ producer
who wished to maximize upon the struggle the reporter was having
~an event enjoyed by ALL [apparently]

I just spotted the bird post that was awesome!

Gail Sis'

I enjoyed posting them and adding comments to them

Please, continue to enjoy this thread

your Bro'

dave

 

[amadeus2]

How about telling us instead then where to get the seeds to plant a money tree.

It sure would be nice to have a quick source of ready cash.

God didn't create those Bro' John

I believe they are fictitious also
for sure, if, they exist [?] they must be MADE by Man and therefore 'suspect'

~We stand more chance of, finding the Tree of Life



dave

Did you really have to disappoint me, Dave? Oh well, as they say, honesty is the best policy.

Give God the glory anyway.

By the way, thanks for the birds...

 

[davedajobauk]

Did you really have to disappoint me, Dave? Oh well, as they say, honesty is the best policy.

Give God the glory anyway.

By the way, thanks for the birds...

Sorry to hear just how disappointed you are Bro' John

We both 'know' that the Truth can only be denied...but, never changed
Whereas Lies, are doomed to be exposed, in His day

# "whatever comes 'easy', has no real worth"
# "if we cannot take it with us, it cannot have value"
# "easy come, easy go"

Ah yes! the birds.... I too enjoyed those

"Actions, speak-louder than words" / "Doing, achieves more, than does intent"



Walking in the footsteps of Jesus, certainly isn't easy
the rewards of TRYING are an encouragement to keep trying



your Bro'

dave

 

[davedajobauk]

--Forwarded Message Attachment--
From: Mary
To: dave
Subject: FW: unusual
Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:12:15 +0000
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Matteo and the Marmots

The marmots and me:
The school boy, 8, who has struck up a remarkable friendship with a colony of alpine animals.
Matteo Walch has struck up a friendship with a group of marmots in the Austrian Alps.

They are notoriously shy around humans,
beating their tails and chattering their teeth to try to warn us off
before emitting loud whistles to tell other members of their colony to flee.

But when these alpine marmots see Matteo Walch, they scuttle to his side
and show him nothing but affection.
The eight-year-old built up a remarkable relationship with the creatures
since first being taken to see them by his nature-loving family four years ago.

The family return to visit the colony in Groslocker in the Austrian Alps for two weeks every year.
Matteo’s father, Michaela, said:
'Their friendship has lasted for more than four years now'.
'He loves those animals and they are not at all afraid of Matteo
because he has a feeling towards them and they understand that'.
‘We go there every year now for two weeks -
it’s amazing to watch the connection between a boy and his animal friends.’

Marmots stand at around 18cm (0.39cm to an inch) tall
and reach up to 50cm in length.
Bizarrely, the animals are heavier in the autumn,
when they can weigh up to 8kg (17.64 lb),
in comparison to 3kg(6.614 lb) in the spring months.

Furry friends;
The school boy from Innsbruck first met the clan of marmots four years ago
on a family holiday and has returned every year since…

Unlikely pair:
The normally shy marmots show Matteo nothing but affection
when he visits them at Hohe Tauern National Park in Austria.

Michaela, a schoolteacher from Innsbruck, Austria,
has uniquely captured the unique bond between Matteo
and his marmot friends throughout the past four years.
He said:
'I could spend hours watching animals - it gives me a connection with nature and its life forms'.
'It’s great that I have been able to document the marmot’s natural behaviour around Matteo,
without making them afraid of me and my equipment'.
'I wanted to capture the animals exactly the way I see them -
the way they behave among each other, in harmony with their surroundings'.

A member of the clan:
The marmots gather around Matteo when he arrives and let him feed them
and play with them despite normally running away from humans.

Matteo and his family spend two weeks every year in the Alps visiting his marmot friends.

Nose to nose: A marmot greets eight-year-old Matteo on the slopes of the Austrian Alps.

It is clear from the pictures that Matteo and the marmots
are totally comfortable in each other’s company.
Michaela, 46, said:
'The picture of a curious animal approaching me is a thousand times more beautiful
than the picture of any animal looking at me in fear before it takes flight'.
'This is how I try to picture the proudest, more beautiful and also the funniest moments,
giving others the opportunity to enjoy the miraculous world of animals.’

Jealous:
One marmot is so keen to get his attention
that it has climbed up into Matteo's lap for a cuddle.

NOT MUCH MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID--

EXCEPT THAT:

LOVE is such a precious thing.

It’s fragile, and it’s rare.

It damages so easily,

So handle it with care.

It’s free to those who seek it.

There’s enough for all to share.

The more that LOVE is given out,

The more there is to spare

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Thank you for sharing this Mary


dave

 

[davedajobauk]

Begin forwarded message:






Priceless! …& I don’t own a cat or dog.







IMPORTANT NOTE TO PET OWNERS

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS STILL A TRUE STORY.
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food.
The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food
does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish,
nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the bottom is not the object.
Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed.
I am very sorry about this.
Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however.
Dogs can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other,
stretched out to the fullest extent possible.
I also know that sticking tails straight out
and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space
is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom!
If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut,
it is not necessary to claw, whine, or bark, try to turn the knob
or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door.
I must exit through the same door I entered.
Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog's butt.
I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets,
I have posted the following message on the front door:


TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT
AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are
adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't smoke or drink,
(7) don't want to wear your clothes,
(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children .....


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Thank you for sharing this further Mary

dave

 

[davedajobauk]

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[servant of Merciful Love]

That marmot story was interesting; awesome scenery too...wow!

I saw that pet notice before; hilarious

Thanks for the cheer Dave

 

[davedajobauk]

Gail Sis'





your Bro'

dave

 

[davedajobauk]

Ava, enjoying her very FIRST Easter-egg from her Nanny

Maybe I will send eggs next year
This month I have Car Insurance instalment AND Road Fund Licence [car tax] to find


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[servant of Merciful Love]

How precious

Praying for the Lord to provide for your needs
Spring time is hard on our wallet too, with taxes and various bills that come up

 

[davedajobauk]

Thank you Gail Sis'

 

[nChrist]

Brother Dave, the note to pet owners was great. Thanks for sharing. I needed a laugh and giggle.