Daily Cheer... (4)

[davedajobauk]

I've seen that one before and it's still hilarious, Dave!

# "the world is flat" LOL
# "the world is round" LOL
# "the world is wide at it's waist" LOL

My world, is actually 'a wonderful blessing'

That's great, Dave. Have a wonderful time at the Silver Social Meal! Intriguing name, that.

Yes, Joyshirley
we silvered folks, 'meet up' for a meal, on the same 'day' [each month]
and have enjoyed, many coach trips [days out] together

Fun Times



dave

 

[davedajobauk]

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[joyshirley]

# "the world is flat" LOL
# "the world is round" LOL
# "the world is wide at it's waist" LOL

My world, is actually 'a wonderful blessing'



Yes, Joyshirley
we silvered folks, 'meet up' for a meal, on the same 'day' [each month]
and have enjoyed, many coach trips [days out] together

Fun Times



dave

Yes, that sounds like a lot of fun, Dave. Coach trips are cool - you can relax and enjoy the view while someone else does the driving - and you see better up higher too.

 

[davedajobauk]

Yes, that sounds like a lot of fun, Dave.
Coach trips are cool - you can relax and enjoy the view
while someone else does the driving -
and you see better up higher too.

We have many pics from the various venues we have visited
I will have to arrange to display links to the various albums
for folks to see again
Time, to discuss where we are going 'next'

dave

 

[rebornfree]

I had a very unsettling feeling at the start of this week

At the end of the month my car insurance instalment falls due [almost £70 / USD $105]
So I was sure to leave just enough of my free overdraft [in the bank] to cover it
This leaves me just £20 to feed us, until my pension comes in again [on Saturday]

I felt some anxiety rising within and so I prayed

Suddenly, I can see
that my pre-purchasing of dog-food and food in the freezer and cupboards _IS ENOUGH
and then my eye falls upon the calendar in the kitchen [at breakfast, this morning]
and I see
that the '28th' ~the date of the insurance payment, is Sunday
iow: the day after the inpayment of my pension \o/
Therefore, what I have remaining in the bank... IS ENOUGH

I CAN 'afford' to put petrol in the car and attend the Silver Social Meal later in the week

What Cheer He gives to His children




dave

bbl

Praise God!

 

[davedajobauk]

Thank you Sue Sis'


It is Rolo's 19th birthday today \o/

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\o/

 

[servant of Merciful Love]

Thank you Sue Sis'


It is Rolo's 19th birthday today \o/

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\o/

Wow that is amazing!
Give him '19' 's PLUS for me!
Great pic too

 

[nChrist]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROLO!
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[davedajobauk]

Wow that is amazing!
Give him '19' 's PLUS for me!
Great pic too

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROLO!

Thank you both

dave

 

[davedajobauk]

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[davedajobauk]

A Bird Condo

 

[servant of Merciful Love]

They look like they could be Starlings

 

[davedajobauk]

Yes, I do of-course agree your observation Gail Sis'

'Starlings'




dave

 

[davedajobauk]

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[davedajobauk]

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[nChrist]

Thanks for the laughs Brother Dave - just what I needed.

 

[*Charis*]

Thanks for the laughs Brother Dave - just what I needed.

I have to agree...

 

[servant of Merciful Love]

Thanks for the laughs Brother Dave - just what I needed.

I have to agree...

#175 tickled my funny bone too

 

[davedajobauk]

Someone thought this was hilarious, I started crying with laughter.
Please take a moment to read the whole thing.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her.... on her trips to Walmart.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring
and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart


Dear Mrs. Woolf,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below
and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":

1. June 15:
He took 24 boxes of condoms
and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2:
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7:
He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19:
Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'.
This caused the employee to leave her assigned station
and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted
in management getting involved causing management to lose time
and costing the company money.

5. August 4:
Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of chips.

6. August 14:
Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15:
Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers
they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department
- to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23:
When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed,
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Emergency Medics were called.

9. September 4:
Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10:
While handling guns in the Sports department, he asked the clerk
where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3:
Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6:
In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18:
Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22:
When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position
and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.

And last, but not least:

16. October 23:
Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in
here.' One of the Staff passed out.

I wonder if I'll have to go along on many more shopping trips?

 

[davedajobauk]

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