Cruise Virgin

[memoriesbymichelle]

Are you implying that GOD is jealous of me wanting a relationship with a woman? If that IS the case,then God must be female.

God IS a jealous God and says we shall have no other gods before Him, so IMO if you are putting anything ahead of your relationship with Christ, IMO your priorities are already out of order.

 

[exitstageright]

Yes, I know about God being a jelous God. I never worshiped any of my spouses,and I certainly never prayed to any of them. I am not putting finding a spouse above God. I did not create my body.Therefore it is not MY fault that I have these desires. Like I said before,if it was up to me,I would cut out this jealousy monster that I have inside me. I admit it. When I see a tall,good looking man,with an attractive woman,I get jealous. When I lived in Hawaii, I met a couple there who were on their honymoon. There were nice people. When I saw her 4 carat diamond ring,I got jealous. I told myself," If I could afford a ring like that to give to a lady,there is NO WAY that she would tell me,NO!"

However,MOST of the time I AM contented with what I have. There are rare times,like when I was in Hawaii,
that my monster raises up. For the most part, I am able to "keep my monster on a leash."

 

[dayhiker]

The problem with a 4 caret ring is one doesn't know if the woman is there cause she loves you or cause of your money!

 

[exitstageright]

The problem with a 4 caret ring is one doesn't know if the woman is there cause she loves you or cause of your money!

You got that right!

Maybe it was a good thing that my dream of becoming a professional baseball player did not come to fruition. The bimbos, groupies, and gold diggers would have been coming out of the woodwork.

 

[djamestampa]

Hey Exit,
Sorry to hear about your luck. I used to be Mr. Strike out
till I looked at what I was offering. Although I had great qualities
i was always thought of as "the friend".

So first off, reaLise that there is a point of friend/lover that gets crossed
if you're not careful. second, realise a woman decides in the first 90 seconds
whether you are someone they could be physical with.

So, if you make it past the 90 seconds, you now have to keep
that going, here's some tips:

NEVER talk about your past, people on cruises are there for fantasy, if you start talking about

the past it will bring up their stuff and now you are related to their past... ie.. you're gone

Never incroach on her space (touching, holding, etc..) unless you were invited (she did it first)

Always be funny and be yourself. You can't be serious and depressed and laugh at the same time.

Always be interested, not interesting... interesting people are boring.

Fufill her fantasy... ask her "Ever see the stars at night on a ship?" (leads to finding a quiet spot up deck)

Keep feeding her desires to have a ship fantasy.... (be the first on the dance floor with her) (other women will be jealous) It's all about her......

k,
if you need a wingman let me know. I'm due for a cruise!!
DJ

 

[exitstageright]

Hey Exit,
Sorry to hear about your luck. I used to be Mr. Strike out
till I looked at what I was offering. Although I had great qualities
i was always thought of as "the friend".

So first off, reaLise that there is a point of friend/lover that gets crossed
if you're not careful. second, realise a woman decides in the first 90 seconds
whether you are someone they could be physical with.

So, if you make it past the 90 seconds, you now have to keep
that going, here's some tips:

NEVER talk about your past, people on cruises are there for fantasy, if you start talking about

the past it will bring up their stuff and now you are related to their past... ie.. you're gone

Never incroach on her space (touching, holding, etc..) unless you were invited (she did it first)

Always be funny and be yourself. You can't be serious and depressed and laugh at the same time.

Always be interested, not interesting... interesting people are boring.

Fufill her fantasy... ask her "Ever see the stars at night on a ship?" (leads to finding a quiet spot up deck)

Keep feeding her desires to have a ship fantasy.... (be the first on the dance floor with her) (other women will be jealous) It's all about her......

k,
if you need a wingman let me know. I'm due for a cruise!!
DJ

Thanks a million, DJ. I will print out your advice and pack it with my suit case.

I really appreciate the part about fulfilling her fantasy about asking her about seeing the stars at night on a ship. My problem was I did not KNOW what to ask. One women on a cruise was VERY affectionate with me. She told me,"SAY IT!,SAY IT!" I felt so bad because I did not know what she wanted me to say to her. If I did, I am sure that I would not be a cruise virgin now.

I always THOUGHT that interesting people ARE intreresting. Well, we learn something every day. Education is a process of continous learning.

One travel agent that I once met told me about her past first,and she asked me about mine.
As far as my past goes. The next time a lady ask me about my past, I will have just two words for her. Those words are "Irreconcilable Differences."
I will just have to be like Sargent Schultz on Hogan's Heroes. I'll say........ NOTHING!

 

[dayhiker]

James, that does sound like very good advice for sure.

 

[djamestampa]

You know, people ask questions because they want YOU to ask them...

I know that's sounds like people are self-centered, but they are.

Hey happy New Year, and go out tonight!!

 

[memoriesbymichelle]

djamestampa gives some very wise advice! I think you should take him as your wingman and then you have no excuse for success . Then he could witness you "in action" and give you advice on the spot. OR you could wear a wire and he could feed you lines lol

Seriously though, I think he speaks the truth.

 

[djamestampa]

LOL!! Thanks Michelle.... Ya we need to get this man into God's will for him. Truly God wants us all to share our love with one another.

I live in Tampa and we have 5 cruise ships docked here. Carnival has 3 here and they always have single cruises.

Happ New Year!!

djamestampa gives some very wise advice! I think you should take him as your wingman and then you have no excuse for success . Then he could witness you "in action" and give you advice on the spot. OR you could wear a wire and he could feed you lines lol

Seriously though, I think he speaks the truth.

 

[exitstageright]

LOL!! Thanks Michelle.... Ya we need to get this man into God's will for him. Truly God wants us all to share our love with one another.

I live in Tampa and we have 5 cruise ships docked here. Carnival has 3 here and they always have single cruises.

Happ New Year!!

DJ,this is not meant to be a commercial for Singlescruise.com. This is just some info on the cruise I plan to take on November 10, to November 18,2012. Here it is:

Caribbean
Age Range: Over 40
8 Night Eastern Caribbean Over 40 Fall Get-Away Singles Cruise from Miami
Carnival Cruise Lines® - Carnival Valor®
Departs Miami on November 10, 2012
Returns Miami on November 18, 2012

CABIN TYPE PRICE (DOUBLE OCC ) DEPOSIT

Outside with
private balcony $1084.82 $350.00


Outside Cabin $864.82 $350.00


Inside Cabin $754.82 $350.00

If you need the itinerary and other info,just visit the website. They also have an 800 number and they are more than willing to help you.

 

[dayhiker]

Sounds like a good cruise

 

[memoriesbymichelle]

DJ,this is not meant to be a commercial for Singlescruise.com. This is just some info on the cruise I plan to take on November 10, to November 18,2012. Here it is:

Caribbean
Age Range: Over 40
8 Night Eastern Caribbean Over 40 Fall Get-Away Singles Cruise from Miami
Carnival Cruise Lines® - Carnival Valor®
Departs Miami on November 10, 2012
Returns Miami on November 18, 2012

CABIN TYPE PRICE (DOUBLE OCC ) DEPOSIT

Outside with
private balcony $1084.82 $350.00


Outside Cabin $864.82 $350.00


Inside Cabin $754.82 $350.00

If you need the itinerary and other info,just visit the website. They also have an 800 number and they are more than willing to help you.

So....are you inviting him to be your wingman?

 

[exitstageright]

So....are you inviting him to be your wingman?

Why,of course! I am inviting him to be my wingman. I would not have given him the information if I was not inviting him.

 

[memoriesbymichelle]

Fantastic! I cannot hardly wait to hear about your trip even though it's the end of the year!