The scientist boasted toward God and said "WE DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE! We can do anything you can do! We are gods now! We have cloned sheep and dogs! We could even make a new human if we wanted!" So God replied with amazment and said "Ok then lets have a contest. You make a man just like I did." So the scientist agreed and reached down to pick up some dirt when suddenly he heard God say "Hey wait a minute, you get your own dirt!"