Creation Science Fair

[Arthur Dietrich]

Not sure if this is the correct forum...but I found this and thought some people might find it interesting.

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

 

[Jet Black]

I can't get the link to work

 

[Arthur Dietrich]

I just read somewhere else that this might be joke site...it would be frightening if it were true, though.

 

[Arthur Dietrich]

Jet Black: Odd...it works fine for me.

 

[Pete Harcoff]

Yeah, that's a well-known parody site. What's scary is that some people probably would mistake it for the real deal.

 

[troodon]

'1st Place: "Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria" '

Efficient use of prayers

 

[the_malevolent_milk_man]

Is this serious? I honstly can't tell if it's a joke or not.

"This is also the first year that Muslim students from the Al-Jannah Islamic school have been invited to participate; two of their students presented a project on human anatomy entitled "Allah (SWT) Created Me" which, while it was found ineligible for a prize due to a number of Biblical inconsistencies, did win a special Interfaith Outreach ribbon."

If you can't get the link to work here's the winning "projects"

1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"
2nd Place: "Pine Cones Are Complicated"


1st Place: "Life Doesn't Come From Non-Life" ([bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse], it's hilarious how she did this!)
2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"


1st Place: "Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria"
2nd Place: "Maximal Packing Of Rodentia Kinds: A Feasibility Study"


I can't make laugh at them or point out why they're wrong because they're just kids... If this is what the next batch of creationists are gonna be like I might as well declare myself the winner and get it over with! Argh! going to hell now for picking on kids.

 

[armed2010]

There are videos you can buy at the bottom. Are you sure this is fake? I seriously wouldnt be suprised if a christian science fair like this existed.

 

[Jet Black]

google's cache is teh funneh.

 

[Jet Black]

I want to see the Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False one. the girl proving her uncle was not a monkey is an interesting one. I am sure all scientists everywhere are shuddering and hoping that this is not revealed to the world.

 

[Jet Black]

"social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay;"

oh my goodness. I am suprised they are allowed to come to these conclusions.

 

[the_malevolent_milk_man]

I honestly dunno... It has a members area, copyright at the bottom, and represents an actual church... on the other hand anybody who passed junior high science could make a more convincing site...

 

[armed2010]

As amazing as this may sound, I think the website is for real. There are many other articles, a kids section, and even a store!! It looks completely legit.

 

[Jet Black]

on the other hand anybody who passed junior high science could make a more convincing site...

emphasis mine. draw your own conclusion.

 

[the_malevolent_milk_man]

lol, well I have seen stuff just as crazy on these boards... It pains me to see that "perfect light" thread still alive. I almost replied to it three more times but decided not to in hopes that it would die.

 

[wblastyn]

ROFL!! That's the best laugh I've had in a long time.

 

[Volos]

I’m going to vote that this is a real sight and that the Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair is a legitimate event.

At first I thought it was a joke and then I realized that there are people stupid enough (or at least willing to deceive themselves enough) to believe these things. Sad really.

And people wonder why the United States is faltering.

 

[Pete Harcoff]

If that site (Objective Christian Ministries) wasn't specifically trying to shut down Landover Baptist (a very well-known parody site), I might be inclined to think it is real. But the fact that it is exactly the type of site Landover parodies, makes it too much of a coincidence for me to consider it legit.

 

[troodon]

If that site (Objective Christian Ministries) wasn't specifically trying to shut down Landover Baptist (a very well-known parody site), I might be inclined to think it is real. But the fact that it is exactly the type of site Landover parodies, makes it too much of a coincidence for me to consider it legit.

From the site's 4 Kidz section:

"Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they've got it all figured out...

...but then why are they always so sad?

If you find an atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."

That sounds like parody to me, but, sometimes reality is even funnier.

 

[Annabel Lee]

It's parody.