Creating a New Nation! The New C.S.A. (3)

[ShieldOFaith]

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[tulc]

Ladies and gentlemen:

I'm first!

tulc(woot!)

 

[Allegory]

Second.

 

[Cabal]

Third.

Wow, this is more enlightening than the original two threads.

 

[Zastava]

Fourth!

 

[Cabal]

Fifth.

Here's my interpretation of how this thread will be "debated."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vwWJtQiUEUI&feature=related

 

[TheReasoner]

Sixth.
I can't believe this is still on. It's not very different from the first thread. It still feels like we're trying to debate and Shield's trying to use big letters and smileys to gain support....

 

[Maren]

Seventh. How can I not watch this train wreck... I just can't turn my head away.

 

[GrayCat]

Eighth. :-D

 

[Cabal]

Ninth.

Someone close the thread now pls kthx

 

[craigerNY]

Fifth.

Here's my interpretation of how this thread will be "debated."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vwWJtQiUEUI&feature=related

That and there will also be some claims of "smackdowns", don't forget the smackdowns.

 

[GrayCat]

That and there will also be some claims of "smackdowns", don't forget the smackdowns.

<staff edit> lets make a list of everything this thread will contain:

- Blocks of (often irrelevent) Bible passages.

- Incorrect use of the word "Heathen" to mean the same as "Non Christian"

- Lists of who should be hanged and for what

- The claim that "killing" and "murder" are entirely different things

- The claim that the Government has the god- given power to kill anyone it wishes

- Reiteration along the lines of "I am right, you are wrong" without bothering to give a coherent explanation of *why*

- Descriptions of God's hatred.

- Like you mentioned, copious use of the phrase "Smackdown".

- And in general: unsupported, judgmental, hateful, hypocritical, factually incorrect, and/or arrogant claims as well as general behavior.



.... I must be a prophet. I can read the future.......

 

[tulc]

...and the air will be thick with faux testosterone to accompany the "smackdowns"
tulc(OH! and no doubt the faux "SoF laws" will be referenced a couple of times)

 

[FaithLikeARock]

<staff edit>, lets make a list of everything this thread will contain:

- Blocks of (often irrelevent) Bible passages.

- Incorrect use of the word "Heathen" to mean the same as "Non Christian"

- Lists of who should be hanged and for what

- The claim that "killing" and "murder" are entirely different things

- The claim that the Government has the god- given power to kill anyone it wishes

- Reiteration along the lines of "I am right, you are wrong" without bothering to give a coherent explanation of *why*

- Descriptions of God's hatred.

- Like you mentioned, copious use of the phrase "Smackdown".

- And in general: unsupported, judgmental, hateful, hypocritical, factually incorrect, and/or arrogant claims as well as general behavior.



.... I must be a prophet. I can read the future.......

And many many abuses of the word "Weak".

 

[Nathan Poe]

YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!

Don't forget the large fonts!!!!!!!!

And the copious use of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the repeated references to himself as "the law givaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[TheReasoner]

YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!

Don't forget the large fonts!!!!!!!!

And the copious use of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the repeated references to himself as "the law givaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And the smileys!!!!!!!!
No thread is COMPLETE without EXTENSIVE use of SMILEYS!!!!!!!

Just watch:

The Americans never landed on the moon!

The aforementioned statement is now true and must be accepted as such because of it's large font and use of multiple smileys.

 

[TheNewWorldMan]

I'm from the government and I'm here to help you!

The check is in the mail!

There is no problem with the U.S. economy and everything is A-OK!

 

[TheNewWorldMan]

Oh, and I almost forgot:

There is nothing racist about the CONFEDERATE States of America!

 

[Shadowfax503]

Wow!!!
You guys are good!
Could you tell me what the next lottery numbers will be???
Oh no, I think I just committed a capital offence in the CSA by gambling.

 

[SallyNow]

How can one talk about C.S.A without referencing COLOUR SCHEMES* to go along with the HUGE FONTS?

*use of purple is stricly prohibited

Next up for discussion: does the C.S.A. condone the practice of excommunicating citizens, or does it merely participate in it?