Could cars reproduce?

[Astrid]

Heh. Well, I've also heard here that the Pyramids were hiding death star cannons which had previously been used against Mars and that's why it was barren... I've heard that New Jerusalem is hiding inside the artificial moon shell and after it comes out there will be an armageddon battle between that and the dead that the Anti-Christ raises. (which I thought was particularly odd, since I'm pretty sure Christ was in charge of the resurrection last time I looked. At that point, hidden Moon-sized battlestations become secondary lol)

the excess water from Noahs flood
was wafted to Neptune, where
it shines to this day
as a warning beacon
against incoming rogue
angels.

I do kind of like that one though. It feels like a fairytale you might tell a child you loved as you were tucking them in for the night.

I'm going to guess that you worded it better than they did though.

I think the moon thing is wrong. All
those "craters" are from bubbles,
coz the moon was boiling.

I found a way to use the fewest words
for the Neptune story.
Maybe the perp will show up and tell
the long version.

 

[Petros2015]

I think the moon thing is wrong. All
those "craters" are from bubbles, coz the moon was boiling.

She's our Shield, Earth's personal angel. We'd have 1/2 of those craters ourselves if she didn't. God bless her; we'd miss her if she was gone.