Corny science jokes

[OhayItsJen]

Let's go~

Two men walk in a bar. The first order H2O. The second one says 'sounds good. I'll have some H2O too.' The second man died.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with this luggage. He replies with 'no thanks I'm travelling light.'

Do you have any sodium hypobromite? NaBrO.

You work with nobellium, oxygen, and boron? NoOB.

A funny gas? He He He.

I would make another chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.

 

[PrayerSpirit375]

Ha!

 

[Helenm12]

I like the "H20 too" one!

 

[JRSut1000]

It took me a minute on that one, but I THINK I got it.

 

[abysmul]

Two men walk in a bar. The first order H2O. The second one says 'sounds good. I'll have some H2O too.' The second man died.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with this luggage. He replies with 'no thanks I'm travelling light.'

We're laughing out loud here at work over these.

 

[abysmul]

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

 

[myfarah]

hahahhahaha