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Billy the Kid

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Okay this is from memory so it may not make alot of sense.

Okay, one day Satan and Jesus were arguing over who was better at the computer. So God decided to have a competion were they were to create HTML documents, stylesheets, spread sheets, and all that good stuff.

When the competion started to end a lightning storm came up unexpected and knock out the power. After reboting their systems, Satan cried out, "It's gone! All my work gone!" Mean while Jesus is printing all his stuff.

Satan cried out again, "How, how is he going that!" And god answers him with two words, "Jesus Saves."