Completely Opposite Thread #2

[Macca]

you're a silly dag! Poop you say, after what you started about POOTING and TOOTING?!

Waaaaachoo! ewww....green screen! YOUR screen!

Well, well, what a wimpy lot.
My grandchildren wouldn't even pout or whatever at any of these comments, so they can't be called insults, surely.
Wimps- wimps- wimps.
Macca.

 

[loribee59]

ya big wuss, you can't even insult me!

 

[Macca]

ya big wuss, you can't even insult me!

Well!!! Maybe you are a super intelectual or something as simple as that, like coated plastic that everything slides off instead of sticking.
Macca.

 

[loribee59]

heh...like Teflon, you mean? that stuff is slick... like you, perhaps?

 

[Workingmum]

Unlike you, which like slime, sticks to everything!!!

 

[Macca]

Unlike you, which like slime, sticks to everything!!!

If there was an intelligent comment, maybe I could put in an answer, but what drivel.
Macca.

 

[loribee59]

what WHAT drivel? you're the one doing the drivelling.... c'mon, don't insult my intelligence...oh waitaminnit, you DID!

 

[Macca]

what WHAT drivel? you're the one doing the drivelling.... c'mon, don't insult my intelligence...oh waitaminnit, you DID!

Intelligence???
Macca.

 

[loribee59]

define intelligence....

 

[IL2474JC]

i think to get these you have to be in the threads from the very start

 

[Macca]

i think to get these you have to be in the threads from the very start

And that takes intelligence!!
Macca.

 

[Bevlina]

I had no idea you could spell intelligence Macca!

 

[Wolflily]

*Wolflily drives the tourbus over to the Opposite Thread and points out the crazy aussies and a few daft wannabees throwing insults at each other like snowballs in a blizzard.*

And here in this cage we have our Australians, sort of in their natural element. Hurling insults at each other and everyone around. They used to be a rare species until they all started breeding like bunnies and now nothing will keep them in line. They're pretty easy to keep - Vegemite and water and the occasional piece of chocolate just about does it. Don't let them run loose off leash, they're a hazard on the highways and byways, not knowing how to drive on the correct side of the road and all. A muzzle is a good thing to keep handy, too. Just in case. They want to talk you to death. They will if given a chance. Ok, ok, keep your fingers away from that one! (Pulls child away from Bev's gnashing teeth) She's probably rabid. Ok, on to the next exhibit, please...

 

[KristianJ]

Trust you to be tourguiding, Wolfie - it's the only people skill you have to be boring the hats off dumbo tourists.

 

[lozzie]

Better to be boring than ugly like you are kristian

 

[KristianJ]

Don't talk about my family like that, Lauren...besides, I would never frequent this forum if the rest of you weren't dwarves with an obvious weakness for scratching your armpits.

 

[lozzie]

It saddens me to think that the only reason you like us all is because we scratch our armpits

 

[Wolflily]

Don't be sad. At least he has a reason to like us. We don't have any reasons whatsoever to like him at ALL!

 

[Workingmum]

Like!!! What's to like?!?!?! Boring insults , unintelligent chatter , man, I think I'll go to bed!!!

 

[KristianJ]

What? With that sloth that you call your husband, Sue? you must be kidding me!!!