Complete the Joke

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Here's the game: I'll post the first half of a joke. Someone responds with a punchline AND puts up a new joke-half for the next person. It doesn't matter how unrelated the punchline is to the joke.

I shall begin.

What do you get when you cross a Kleenex box and Argentina?

 

[ICE]

Evita with "Cry for me Argentina".

 

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Someone forgot to post a new joke!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Piece of rotton baloney.
Piece of rotton baloney who..?

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