Coffee joke

[tniles408]

"You have a scripture to stand on for drinking coffee. The bible says you can drink any deadly thing and it shall not harm you!" -Andrew Wommack.

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

"You have a scripture to stand on for drinking coffee. The bible says you can drink any deadly thing and it shall not harm you!" -Andrew Wommack.

PANTS ON FIRE


There are two types of people in this world: People who love Starbucks and liars.

 

[Northbrook]

Lord knows, coffee is a noxious brew that does one no good. God help me: I love it so haha!

 

[Rescued One]

Are you kidding? It saved my life more than once.

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

My uncle told me yesterday while we were having coffee that when he was in Australia he saw that shots of coffee were $2 each. So he ordered one which came in a little cup. When he wolfed it down in one gulp, the extra strong shot hit him like a bolt of lightning! He didn't realise that he needed to mix it with water, milk and sugar first!

 

[Alan Asquith]

I was talking to my psychiatrist the other day. I said, "I had a weird dream last night. I saw my mother but then I noticed she had your face. It was so worrying I woke immediately and couldn't get back to sleep. I just stayed there thinking about it until 7am. Then I got up, made myself a slice of toast and some coffee, and came straight here. Can you explain the meaning of my dream?"

My psychiatrist replied, "One slice of toast and coffee? Do you call that a breakfast?"

 

[Presbyterian Continuist]

A guy went to see his psychiatrist. The doctor asked him what he did for a living. The guy replied that he was a motor mechanic. The doctor said, "Get under the couch then."

 

[tniles408]

Thank God for legal drugs!

 

[BNR32FAN]

Are you kidding? It saved my life more than once.

I agree, I think getting up and driving to work at 5am without coffee is probably potentially much more hazardous to your health as well as to others.

 

[Rescued One]

I agree, I think getting up and driving to work at 5am without coffee is probably potentially much more hazardous to your health as well as to others.

Driving is exactly what I was talking about!

 

[tulc]

I drink coffee to keep others safe.
tulc(say's "You're welcome.")

 

[Jon Osterman]

There are two types of people in this world: People who love Starbucks and liars.

Starbucks coffee is absolutely dire.