Don't mix the languages - you'll really confuse people, mein herr.
Well your herr may be fine but my hair has become finer and it has moved off the back of my head a bit to growing from my nose and ears. Very confusing.
Stretching a mixed metaphor skin?
Mixed metaphor, oh drat that term, you guys that know english! Somebody was talking about something being parabolic once upon a time. All I could think was Y = k( X[squared]) , never did figger it out.
Anyway, when I was a kid the teacher told us a story about Rapunzel(Adelman). She was a beautiful girl that lived up in a tower and never went down. Hmmmm. Anyway, guys would come by and say "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your long hair(she had very very long herr). But she never would do it because the guys weren't Jewish. So it looked like she was doomed to unrequited love. So sad.
Well, at about the same time in my pre-war schooling the teacher told us the story of Rumpledstiflskin who I think nowadays could be helped by a good dermatologist. Well, ol' Rumpled was trying to save this girl that was trying to spin gold or the king would have her "hit" as they used to say in mi vicino in K.C.
Well, both these stories were in the Brothers Grimm compilation around 1812 when Tchaikowski was finding 75mm Howitzers for his Overture because Napoleon blew it at Waterloo which is in Iowa.
Anyway, obviously the Grimms blew it because Rapunzel and ol' Rumpled were supposed to get together in the story.
Soooo, en me opinion, Rumpled heard about Rapunzel(Adelman) being trapped in the tower so he went by and would say Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down sus pelos largos. Pero, she would not because she didn't know whether Rumpled was Jewish or not.
So, ol' Rumpled(who was quite German) figgered out that was the problem. So the next time he went by he lied and said he was a Lundsman and she let down her long hair and herr rumpled climbed up and, well, they got amourous and, you know, they got ready to rock n' roll.
All of a sudden she takes a look and exclaimed "that's funny, you don't look Jewish". She lobs him right out of the tower and ends up marrying Harvey Margolies the accountant with one of the BIG 8 accounting firms.
So, it turns out Rumpelstiltskin from German really means wrinkled foreskin in English. So now ya know.
Feels like my Metamucil and Flo-Max pills are finally working so I gotta go, I feel full of it. But I always like to take my "business" to this MJ forum to dump and get it off my chest or whatever part of my anatomy is appropriate.
Where's my Haldol?
