Church Signs....

[Ken Rank]

My brother just saw a church sign and texted it to me (he does this often) and this one is one of the best I have heard yet.

"Dear God, please make me the man my dog thinks I am!"

Anyway... I thought I would give you all the chance to share some you've seen that are really good... or really bad. But if bad... don't share the church name or anything, no reason to beat them up over it.

 

[Southernscotty]

I saw one that said, "Read your bible, It will scare the hell out of ya"

 

[Ken Rank]

He sent me what I think was a really bad one, but my wife liked it. It was during the middle of the summer.....

"This church is prayer conditioned."

 

[LaSorcia]

"Dear God, please make me the man my dog thinks I am!"

That's a terrible way to refer to one's spouse!

 

[Southernscotty]

Jesus built a bridge to heaven with two pieces of wood and three nails. It is down the road a ways now :]

 

[Southernscotty]

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[Southernscotty]

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[Steve Petersen]