Church Signs

[karla]

CHURCH SIGNS

Have you ever been driving down the road at 50 or
60 mph, passed a church and tried to read the sign
out front? Here are a few that a friend sent to
me. Some may sound funny, corny, or serious, but
they always carry a good message for one liners:


- "Exposure to the Son may prevent burning."

- "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."

- "Under same management for over 2000 years."

- "Soul food served here."

- "Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!"

- "Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this
Sunday!"

- "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to
church."

- "Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case."

- "Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!"

- "Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your
Bible."

- "It's hard to stumble when you're down on your
knees."

- "What part of 'THOU SHALT NOT' don't you
understand?"

- "A clear conscience makes a soft pillow."

- "Never give the devil a ride. He will always
want to drive."

- "Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings."

- "Forbidden fruit creates many jams."

- "Christians, keep the faith -- but not from
others!"

- "Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and
multiplies."

- "If you don't want to reap the fruits of sin,
stay out of the devil's orchard."

- "To belittle is to be little."

- "Don't let the littleness in others bring out
the littleness in you."

- "God answers kneemail."

 

[HumbleMan]

"He's so cool, He's so fine, He turned water into wine!"

 

[AMDG]

I've seen a bunch in e-mails and even on bulletin boards. My favorites--

What part of "Thou shalt not" DON'T you understand?--God

Lovely wedding. Now invite me to the marriage.--God

Don't make me come down there!--God

 

[bigsierra]

 

[ZooMom]

LOL! That's a good one, Scott.

 

[Miss Shelby]

The devil gratifies.. God satisfies. (there's a little Church of Christ Church around the corner from where I live)

 

[ps139]

My favorite is something like:

"Don't let your worries kill you, let the church help!"

LOL

 

[ZooMom]

I got an email of ones like that a long time ago, ps139. They were great!

 

[jukesk9]

"Seven days without prayer makes one weak."
"Know Jesus, Know Peace. No Jesus, No Peace."

Just a couple I've seen in my neck of the woods....

 

[epiclesis]

I'm having a senior moment. I can't remember any that I love. I'll have to come back later... but I love the one "He's so cool, He's so fine, He turned water into wine!"

and.. "Don't make me come down there!"

 

[ufonium2]

For fans of Larry the Cable Guy:

 

[plmarquette]

don't wait for the hearse to take you to church