Church Sign Generator

[Oblivious]

I'll post this here because you guys have a great sense of humor.

My coworker passed on this website to me http://churchsigngenerator.com/ It's absolutely hilarious - you can create your own sayings for church signs Be sure to check out the "Say It" link at the bottom - there's some funny stuff there as well.

Enjoy and if you can come up with some good ones - by all means post them!

 

[andiesmama]

I'll post this here because you guys have a great sense of humor.

My coworker passed on this website to me http://churchsigngenerator.com/ It's absolutely hilarious - you can create your own sayings for church signs Be sure to check out the "Say It" link at the bottom - there's some funny stuff there as well.

Enjoy and if you can come up with some good ones - by all means post them!

That's cool....I'm awful at coming up with funny stuff but I'm sure others on here will be up to the challenge...

 

[Stringaling]

I saw one of those once where someone had put on a sign--"Going to Church does not consist of laying in bed yelling 'Oh God!'"

Now I am relieved that it was from this site and not real

 

[LynnMcG]

My Pastor loves doing this stuff. Every week he has them put up something new. Our sign is two sided, so he usually has them say something different on both sides.

 

[oIgo]

Once when I was young and dumb, my pastor told me to change the sign in a condisending kind of way.

I put on the sign:
My pastor told me to change the sign,
so I did.

The pastor was mad at me, but so many people in the church loved it they let it stay up for about a month. he he

 

[snarfywarning]

I saw one of those once where someone had put on a sign--"Going to Church does not consist of laying in bed yelling 'Oh God!'"

Now I am relieved that it was from this site and not real

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH. I would DIE if i saw that for reals!!!

 

[elm0]

I saw this on a church sign recently: "STOP THAT!! God is watching!"

 

[LynnMcG]

One side of our church's sign this week, reads:

What did Noah do with the woodpeckers?

Makes me wonder what Pastor Tom is thinking sometimes...

 

[New Creation]

One side of our church's sign this week, reads:

What did Noah do with the woodpeckers?

Makes me wonder what Pastor Tom is thinking sometimes...

That is really cute and clever! I love it!!

 

[erin74]

One of the churches we went to used to have really really tacky signs. We lived in the assistant's house at the time on-site (they didn't have an assistant at the time). I used to cringe as I had to walk or drive into our place, as if someone might think I was responsible.