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I'll post this here because you guys have a great sense of humor. ;)

My coworker passed on this website to me http://churchsigngenerator.com/ It's absolutely hilarious - you can create your own sayings for church signs :D Be sure to check out the "Say It" link at the bottom - there's some funny stuff there as well.

Enjoy and if you can come up with some good ones - by all means post them!
 

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Oblivious said:
I'll post this here because you guys have a great sense of humor. ;)

My coworker passed on this website to me http://churchsigngenerator.com/ It's absolutely hilarious - you can create your own sayings for church signs :D Be sure to check out the "Say It" link at the bottom - there's some funny stuff there as well.

Enjoy and if you can come up with some good ones - by all means post them!

That's cool....I'm awful at coming up with funny stuff but I'm sure others on here will be up to the challenge...;)
 
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Once when I was young and dumb, my pastor told me to change the sign in a condisending kind of way.

I put on the sign:
My pastor told me to change the sign,
so I did.

The pastor was mad at me, but so many people in the church loved it they let it stay up for about a month. he he^_^
 
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snarfywarning

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Stringaling said:
I saw one of those once where someone had put on a sign--"Going to Church does not consist of laying in bed yelling 'Oh God!'"

Now I am relieved that it was from this site and not real:eek:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH. I would DIE if i saw that for reals!!!
 
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New Creation

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LynnMcG said:
One side of our church's sign this week, reads:

What did Noah do with the woodpeckers?

Makes me wonder what Pastor Tom is thinking sometimes...

That is really cute and clever! I love it!!:thumbsup:
 
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erin74

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One of the churches we went to used to have really really tacky signs. We lived in the assistant's house at the time on-site (they didn't have an assistant at the time). I used to cringe as I had to walk or drive into our place, as if someone might think I was responsible.
 
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