Christian pick up lines

[StartedAtEly]

Just for a bit of fun, lets share some:-

"Is it a sin that you've stolen my heart?"

Anyone have anymore?

 

[Elmcer]

I know a church where we could go and talk!
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry" ... how about dinner?
Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do"

......any of these working for you ladies?

 

[Rhamiel]

i will post some latter

 

[Wren]

This thread makes me a little sad that no guy has ever used cheesy pick up lines with me, only the nice/normal direct approach.

I just googled some and this one makes me chuckle: Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

 

[penNpaper]

"Hey Baby, didn't it hurt when you fell?"
"Aren't you an Angel?"

God Bless,
Drew

 

[penNpaper]

Jesus saved the world

But I'll save you from being Single

I was "born" with the cheesy pickup line factor

God Bless,
Drew

 

[Tehchad]

AHAHAHAAAHAHAAA!!!! I must subscribe! "The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry" ... how about dinner?" hahahahaha!!!

 

[penNpaper]

AHAHAHAAAHAHAAA!!!! I must subscribe! "The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry" ... how about dinner?" hahahahaha!!!

*writes that one down*

God Bless,
Drew

 

[Blank123]

Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?

What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?

Honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips.")

Hi, my name's Will...God's Will

Are you cold? (Eccleseasties 4:11)

 

[Tehchad]

What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?

wow, THIS! I may have to try this one.

 

[Blank123]

i think some of those are just so corny they might actually work

 

[Im_A]

Blind post

Do you have my other rib?

Wanna come over for a 'bible study'?

 

[memoriesbymichelle]

OK I'm feeling really OLD right now, cuz I didn't even know there was such a thing as "Christian pick up lines"
WHERE have I been?

 

[Aino]

OK I'm feeling really OLD right now, cuz I didn't even know there was such a thing as "Christian pick up lines"
WHERE have I been?

LOL I felt foreign because I hadn't heard of them.. Some of these are quite funny though!

 

[AlexBP]

Not exactly a pick-up line, but my minister has suggested responding to the hoary old "What's your sign?" question by making the sign of the cross.

 

[Tehchad]

Not exactly a pick-up line, but my minister has suggested responding to the hoary old "What's your sign?" question by making the sign of the cross.

No, you see I was delivering this overpass and I ran out of ga....
crap

 

[G.O.L.F]

"I would bring your father twelve-hundred Philistine foreskins for just one date with you."

"i predicted David over Goliath... now I'm betting on you and me."

"feel free to meet me at the threshing floor."

"at points in my life i have been referred to as Samson"

"what, this here? oh.. thats my study bible - it's a little bigger but i can handle the extra spiritual and physical weight."

"you are perfect, except with all the sin."

"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you."

 

[memoriesbymichelle]

LOL I felt foreign because I hadn't heard of them.. Some of these are quite funny though!

Yeah well now at least you're aware right? and yes some are quite funny.

 

[Thunder Peel]

"You've besieged my heart the way Nebuchadnezzar besieged Jerusalem in the third year of the reign of Jehoiakim."

"You're the Abishag to my David."

"Hey baby. Wanna read Song of Solomon together after church?"

 

[jameseb]

<edit>

In hindsight, that just didn't sound right.