Christian joks I heard once

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Jesus and Satan were arguing over who was better at computers. Finally, God said "Enough."

A computer appeared in front of each of them, and God told them that they had 2 hours to do as much stuff as they could. The one that did better would be the winner.

So both Jesus and Satan started working. At about 10 minutes before time was up, a thunderstorm sprang up and they lost power. Satan started yelling every curse word under the sun, and even made up a few new ones. Jesus just sat there patiently.

Eventually, the power came back on, and Satan found that he lost everything he did. Jesus, meanwhile, started printing everything off. Satan asked God how he did that.

God just shrugged and said "Jesus Saves"

 

[notanordinarygirl]

Lol!

 

[Silent_J]

hahaha! How true!

 

[Annoula]

astonishing!!!!!!

hahahaaa

 

[smijos]

loveit

 

[KataGraphe]

Here's one I always get a laugh from.

Why do you always take two baptists with you to go fishing?

Becuase if you only take one he will drink all your beer, If you take two they won't drink any.

 

[I_Heart_Jesus777]

^ Thats kind of offensive, i dont know if it means what i think it means, but i wouldnt tell that joke too many times.

lol, that was a good one.

 

[KataGraphe]

if you think it means that most baptists are uptight about not drinking yet may do it just as long as no one else is around then yeah "it means what you think it means" lol, come on don't take it so seiously,heck I used to tell it even back in my fundamental baptist days.

 

[goldenviolet]

haha

 

[godisgr8]

lol

 

[he4rty]

as a baptist found it funny(pause for thought) or am i just laughing because i`m on my own?

anyway heres one i like,

a gran and her grandson where having a pleasant day out at the park. the gran was telling the little boy how God had made all the grass the flowers and trees, all the birds and insects when the little boy pipes up and says "yes gran, but did you know he made it all with his left hand.""how do you know that?"said his gran surprised.
"because,"said the little boy"Jesus is sitting on his right hand."

 

[laptoppop]

Thanks - needed a smile.
I thnk we're all like that - sit up straighter when we think someone's watching. I tell my boys one way they can examine if something is right or not is to think how they would feel if it were shown as a video in church Sunday morning.
-lee-

 

[brother brian]

heheheheh good 1

 

[MICHAEL_rocks]

LOL!! thats a good one!

 

[Noble_Wolf_Heart]

ha ha ha, those are allreally good, Its great to have a good laugh like this!