Christians have a different language as you have noticed by now. Here are a few definitions of common christian words:
Fell·ow·ship
1. The process or act of consuming food in the presence religious congregational members.
2. Activities involving the consumption of pastries, dougnuts, coffee or steak coated with batter and fried, in a social setting.
A·men
1. Latin. Hearty approval interjection spoken at conclsuion of prayer because it has always been done that way.
2. Usually spoken in a deafening yell by common attenders during a religious service for encouragement to the preacher/speaker."
3. probably an alteration of "attaboy"
Gos·sip
1. A rumor or report of an intimate nature disclosed to aid a prying individual in prayer for a brother/sister or clergyman.
Pr·ai·se & Wor·sh·ip
1. see Music
2. the science or art of ordering tones or sounds in succession, in combination, and in temporal relationships to produce a composition having unity and continuity.
Alt·ar
1. A series of steps at the base of a raised platform in a building of Christian worship.
Sanc·tu·ary
1. a large room for assembly
2. an arena often covered by a tent and used for variety shows usually including feats of physical skill, wild animal acts, and performances by jesters, or comedians in an entertainment
Pa·st·or
1. the executive with the chief decision-making authority in an organization or business
2. One who speaks or acts domineeringly
Dea·con
1. an aged person
2. a 40 year old male with a pant-size of 38 or more, placed in some kind of authority.
Min·ist·ry
1. to take money or property from by fraud or deceit
2. an orginization formed for the purpose of depriving something or someone by deception or fraud
Ti·th·e
1. a form or denomination of coin or paper money
2. usually the underlying theme or idea of a religious discourse or sermon.
Just thought these were funny.
Fell·ow·ship
1. The process or act of consuming food in the presence religious congregational members.
2. Activities involving the consumption of pastries, dougnuts, coffee or steak coated with batter and fried, in a social setting.
A·men
1. Latin. Hearty approval interjection spoken at conclsuion of prayer because it has always been done that way.
2. Usually spoken in a deafening yell by common attenders during a religious service for encouragement to the preacher/speaker."
3. probably an alteration of "attaboy"
Gos·sip
1. A rumor or report of an intimate nature disclosed to aid a prying individual in prayer for a brother/sister or clergyman.
Pr·ai·se & Wor·sh·ip
1. see Music
2. the science or art of ordering tones or sounds in succession, in combination, and in temporal relationships to produce a composition having unity and continuity.
Alt·ar
1. A series of steps at the base of a raised platform in a building of Christian worship.
Sanc·tu·ary
1. a large room for assembly
2. an arena often covered by a tent and used for variety shows usually including feats of physical skill, wild animal acts, and performances by jesters, or comedians in an entertainment
Pa·st·or
1. the executive with the chief decision-making authority in an organization or business
2. One who speaks or acts domineeringly
Dea·con
1. an aged person
2. a 40 year old male with a pant-size of 38 or more, placed in some kind of authority.
Min·ist·ry
1. to take money or property from by fraud or deceit
2. an orginization formed for the purpose of depriving something or someone by deception or fraud
Ti·th·e
1. a form or denomination of coin or paper money
2. usually the underlying theme or idea of a religious discourse or sermon.
Just thought these were funny.
