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Fish and Bread

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I found this quiz on another message board over here at Christian forums:

http://selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=christiandenom

Pretty good stuff. Here were my results:

1. Evangelical Lutheran Church
2. Episcopal/Anglican Church
3. Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod
4. Methodist/Wesleyan Church
5. Presbyterian Church USA

How'd you all do?

John
 
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Thanks for posting this, interesting link.

For me it was:
1. Evangelical Lutheran Church
2. Lutheran Church - Missouri Synod
3. Assemblies of God
4. Methodist / Wesleyan Church
5. Church of Christ
6. Free Will Baptist
7. Southern Baptist
8. Episcopalian / Anglican Church

Gee, had to get to # 8 to get Episcopal / Anglican.
I really don't agree with 4 and 5.
(I was in the Methodist church for 7 years)
 
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Well, well, well....what a surprise!
1. Episcopal/Anglican Church
2. Evangelical Lutheran Church
3. Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod
4. Eastern Orthodox
5. Methodist/Wesleyan Church

Roman Catholic (the church I was baptised into and practiced for 31 years) was 6th. Anybody doubt I made the right decision to leave?
 
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Well, maybe I shouldn't conteplate Episcopalianism after all :p

#1 Presbyterian Church USA
#2 Presbyterian Church in America/Orthodox Presbyterian Church
#3 Reformed Churches
#4 Evangelical Lutheran
#5 Eastern Orthodox.

Episcopalian was #11...after Roman Catholic and before Southern Baptist.
 
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Lel said:
Well, maybe I shouldn't conteplate Episcopalianism after all :p

#1 Presbyterian Church USA
#2 Presbyterian Church in America/Orthodox Presbyterian Church
#3 Reformed Churches

Well, we did produce the 39 Articles, afterall, so someone who has Calvinist/Reformed tendencies should fit in just fine. ;)

::ducks and runs::

John
 
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did anyone notice on the results section what the number one choice amongst all who took the survey was
???

episcopalian /anglican

outside of the internet, i firmly believe, most catholics and many protestants are essentially practicing episcopalians

the ecusa is the visible bulwark against fundamentalism
 
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romaneagle13 said:
Well, I always said that most Catholics (not many of the ones on here though--they seem to be a very conservative minority) are really Episcopalians and just don't know it.

The problem is that for a lot of folks, being a Roman Catholic is more a question of social and ethnic identity than of religion. There are a sizeable portion of RCC members who never attend mass and don't have many real beliefs in common with the Pope or, in some cases even Christianity as a whole, but would rather die than become a Protestant. It's just one of those things bred into you. I have an uncle who isn't even really a theist in the traditional sense, but can still be pretty criticial of Protestants. My Jewish friend dated a Roman Catholic, who was perfectly willing to date a Jew, but snarled whenever Protestanism was mentioned. It's just sort of inculcated in some folks growing up. I was an agnostic non-church attender for over ten years, but when my family got really upset is when I actually started attending church again and it wasn't a Roman Catholic one. :)

The other thing of course is that many Roman Catholics have the impression they'll go to hell if "become apostate". The RCC has a strong psychological grip over a lot of people. I really have major problems with what they do over there, to be perfectly honest. It's not a problem I have with Roman Catholics themselves -- my entire extended family, some friends, and so forth are Roman Catholic and I really like them all dearly. I even agree with some Roman Catholics theologically, because they so often disagree with their magisterium without really being aware of it. :) It's just the structure itself that I feel needs massive reformation (Yup, I'm a Protestant ;)).

It's one of those things that just isn't visible from the outside or to someone with a slight association with Roman Catholicism. It's subtle. But I think we ex-Catholics have a special understanding of it. I get really upset when people try to say the RCC isn't that different from ECUSA or Lutheranism, because it is different in some very important ways. There is something intrinsically wrong with a religion that maintains a normal fallible human being has a direct line to God and implies you'll be tortured eternally if you oppose his theology, and which denies communion to those who support homosexuals, Democrats, and the like. They use God's gift of his body and blood as a weapon (by threatening denial) to control people and force them to obey their commands. They subvert the gospel to prop up their own authority and claim they have a monopoly on salvation and forgiveness, which properly belong to God. Historically, it gets even worse, because they've used the name of God to torture and kill people *here in this world* in crusades and inquisitions. I don't think God can be happy with those who are responsible for misuing his gifts and subverting his will in those ways.

Whole generations of Roman Catholics grow up in fear. That fear that the cross isn't enough, that they have to do a zillion little things to gain God's approval. They fear that God will damn them if they unrepentedly fail to fullfill their "Sunday obligation" and miss mass, don't attend confession, or use birth control pills. Those sort of scare tactics are unworthy of a church, but it's implicit in their theology, even though the leadership is wise enough to duck and dodge and deny they think these things in words that reading between the lines really don't even fully deny it. I don't believe in that God. I trust in the cross, which is to say, I trust in God's love. I don't trust in man, even if he's a man who lives in Rome, wears neat looking vestments, and claims he's something he's not. If Peter had acted the way the present day Popes act, there'd be no Christianity today. The clear testimony of the Acts of the Apostles is that he did not, though, praise be to God.

[Edited to Add: It has come to my attention that some have objected to what they perceived as being a mischaracterization of Roman Catholic belief and practice in this post. In the spirit of charity towards my brothers and sisters in Christ who accord special reverence to the Bishop of Rome, and out of respect to the person who brought this to my attention, I wish to note here that the Roman Catholic Church does not directly affirm the use of the word "weapon" in reference to communion in it's discipline, doctrines, or dogmas; and instead affirms what I view as an incorrect interpretation of the scriptural admonition that one must receive communion in a worthy manner or eat judgement against himself (or herself) in order to justify their communion practices (I would be happy to elaborate on my view versus the RCC view in another post upon request). Though I believe the implication of their theology is that communion is in fact used as an instrument of control (i.e. a weapon), I acknowledge freely that that there are many believers within Roman Catholicism who support the policy of their church due to their interpretation of scripture or their unconditional acceptance of the authority of the Pope, and not out of any alterior motive or ill-will towards their fellow Christians.

Additionally, I am told that there is a doctrine within Roman Catholicism that those who are honestly unware that what they are doing is wrong may not be liable for judgement on that particular action due to what is known as
"invincible ignorance", which I again note by request. Of course, this begs the question of how preventing people from receiving communion is in fact protecting them from judgement, since they would be "invincibly ignorant" and thus not subject to judgement for their "sin" of following Christ's command to eat his body and drink his blood... *cough, cough* inconsistancy *cough, cough*]

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Hmm, maybe it's not an accident that I spend more time here than on the Lutheran board:

(1) Episcopal/Anglican
(2) Evangelical Lutheran Church
(3) Eastern Orthodox
(4) Lutheran Church - Missouri Synod
(5) Methodist

I think you hit the nail on the head, John. Some members of my wife's family (Catholic) were critical of her when our children were baptized Lutheran and she eventually converted, despite the fact that they openly used birth control, etc. My guess is that if her family took that test, their actual beliefs are more Lutheran/Anglican than Catholic. Therefore, my speculation is that their adherence to Catholicism is more of a cultural/family tradition than actual agreement with the theology.
 
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I found I couldn't answer many of the questions -- I found myself asking, "Yes, but it depends what you mean by that ..." I.e. yes, I believe we are saved by grace through faith, but works are part of the whole plan too -- you can't separate them all out -- and 'saved' means more than just going to heaven: the Greek word for salvation means both healing/making-whole and rescue.

It seems to me that the test just takes sloganised, caricaturised versions of certain emphases of certain denominations, and then tells you which denomination you are probably in! For example, the Pacifist question obviously tells the program to add 1 Quaker point to your score.
 
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By fiddling with the choices, I found that the only way one can come up with Anglican near the top is to adopt all the liberal Episcopalian positions. If you don't support paedoeucharists, women clergy, etc. some other churches will come to the top, even though your positions are entirely normal among Anglicans.

I know, I know...it's just for fun and not supposed to be exact. :cool:
 
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Papist said:
It seems to me that the test just takes sloganised, caricaturised versions of certain emphases of certain denominations, and then tells you which denomination you are probably in!

Well, what do you expect from a short automated multiple choice Internet quiz? :) They can't exactly ask everyone for an essay about their theological thoughts on each issue. I did think the initial test I started the thread with was surprisingly accurate, though, at least in my case. Granted, I'm not an Evangelical Lutheran (Which they listed at #1), but I could be, and I do drop by their services from time to time. The chief reasons I picked Episcopalianism over Evangelical Lutheranism are not really included in the questions, but they still listed Episcopal/Anglican second nevertheless. Arguably they listed the LCMS too highly at #3, because realistically I doubt I'd ever join a church with their communion practices, but it's hard for the test to know that based on a brief quiz since I agree with them on many basic "Lutheran" questions. Methodist/Wesleyan probably would be third on my "real" list and they have it listed fourth. I've never been to a Presbyterian church, but they're the last major mainline Protestant church out there, so if ECUSA, ELCA, and UMC dropped off the face of the earth, I guess I'd have to be Presbyterian (Which they listed 5). ;) So, really, it didn't do a bad job in evaluating me, since it got 4 of the top 5 in a near-correct order.

John
 
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#1 Evangelical Lutheran
#2 Lutheran Church - Missouri Synod
#3 Episcopalian/Anglican Church :)clap: )
#4 Methodist/Weslyan
#5 Church of Christ
#6 Mennonite Brethren (maybe my love for peace?)
#7 Presbyterian Church, USA (I knew reading those 39 articles would have a bad effect on me! ^_^ )
#8 Eastern Orthodox
#9 Free Will Baptist (My former denomination)
#10 Intnl. Church of Christ
#11 Orthodox Quakerism
#12 Roman Catholic


This is what I expected (well kinda) ... as you can see I didn't have much in common with the denomination I grew up in (FWB).

My personal list
1. Episcopalian/Anglican
2. Evangelical Lutheran
3. United Methodist
4. Presbyterian Church, USA (especially the local one... it's wonderful! :D )
5. Christian Church (Disciples of Christ... as they observe Communion weekly)
6. United Church of Christ

Then I guess it would be Mennonite, then maybe Baptist, American Baptist... not FWB, or SBC... but I would have to be desprite. Then again... I would resort back to non-denominational before I would even get to choice 2, but not a "mega church".
 
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