Christian chat-up lines

[jcissaviour]

Got any funny Christian chat up lines?

My favourite is "Hey, I was just reading the book of Numbers and was wondering if I could have yours?"

Keep 'em clean and God related, lets see what we can come up with!

 

[star in the sky]

Not sure what you mean by 'Christian' chat lines so heres a joke not necessarily a chatline but any way ... lol kinda relates :
A rope attends a interview , before even the interview begins the interviewer says:'' Im cant interview you were going to end this interview'' .
The rope says : ''Pardon? I dont understand''.
The interviewer then says "You're a rope aren't you?"
"Yes " replies the rope.
"Yes we dont interview ropes" Said the interviewer
The rope was all hung up after the interview.

 

[star in the sky]

There was a local Singing audition at a hall. Horse says to himself "I think I'll trot along to this ". The auditions were at 10' o'clock and it rolled onto to half past ten people were auditioning then came time for horse's audition. Horse was asked what song he was going to sing , but horse was apprehensive , he was asked to give it a shot to just try , horse protested : "Neighhhh/Nay Im quite hoarse/horse!"