• Starting today August 7th, 2024, in order to post in the Married Couples, Courting Couples, or Singles forums, you will not be allowed to post if you have your Marital status designated as private. Announcements will be made in the respective forums as well but please note that if yours is currently listed as Private, you will need to submit a ticket in the Support Area to have yours changed.

Christian Censoreship Taking Place

dzheremi

Coptic Orthodox non-Egyptian
Aug 27, 2014
13,897
14,168
✟458,328.00
Country
United States
Gender
Male
Faith
Oriental Orthodox
Marital Status
Private
"We're gonna talk about Alex Jones as well in this video, so let's go ahead and--" *clicks out of video module*

Nope. Not today, Satan.

Alex Jones is just the Weekly World News version of Glenn Beck. Can't we get some new crazy? I"m tired of the same old, same old. Lizard people, gay frogs...what if it's really the cicadas? Boy, won't you all feel dumb then...



:eek::eek::eek:
 
  • Winner
Reactions: Zoness
Upvote 0

awitch

Retired from Christian Forums
Mar 31, 2008
8,508
3,134
New Jersey, USA
✟26,740.00
Country
United States
Gender
Male
Faith
Pagan
Marital Status
Private
Politics
US-Democrat
Alex Jones is just the Weekly World News version of Glenn Beck. Can't we get some new crazy? I"m tired of the same old, same old. Lizard people, gay frogs...what if it's really the cicadas? Boy, won't you all feel dumb then...

It all makes sense now!
OK, the new hierarchy goes cicadas, Obama, Satan, gay frogs, my cat, Hilary Clinton, lizard people, Illuminati, Freemasons and then the guy who played Captain Kirk on Star Trek (not Shatner, the other guy).
 
Upvote 0

ViaCrucis

Confessional Lutheran
Oct 2, 2011
39,540
29,064
Pacific Northwest
✟813,436.00
Country
United States
Gender
Male
Faith
Lutheran
Marital Status
In Relationship
Politics
US-Others
"We're gonna talk about Alex Jones as well in this video, so let's go ahead and--" *clicks out of video module*

Nope. Not today, Satan.

Alex Jones is just the Weekly World News version of Glenn Beck. Can't we get some new crazy? I"m tired of the same old, same old. Lizard people, gay frogs...what if it's really the cicadas? Boy, won't you all feel dumb then...



:eek::eek::eek:

Never did turst the cicadas. I know I misspelled trust as "turst" but I'm not going to use my browser's spell correct feature, because that's what the alien cicada Free Mason alliance of inter-dimensional nasties want me to do.

-CryptoLutheran
 
  • Useful
Reactions: Zoness
Upvote 0