Christian bear joke

[theFijian]

A christian is walking through a wood when he comes across a huge and particularly hungry looking bear. The christian gets down on his knees to pray and says 'Please God make this bear go away!'. The christian opens his eyes and the bear is coming towards him still looking hungry!

So he pray again 'Please Lord make this a christian bear!', and when he opens his eyes the bear is kneeling with his paws together in a praying position. 'Phew' thinks the christian.

The Bear prays, 'For what we are about to recieve, Lord make us truely thankful'


Old but still funny

I've been trying to remember a good interdenominational joke about a a dog. A baptist buys a dog off a presbetyrian or something. It has something to do with pentecostals too i think.

Andy

 

[Buttermilk]

 

[DJ B.K.]

That's a good one!

 

[ChristianTeen]

I heard it before but it is funny.

 

[Miss Mayberry]

I've heard the Atheist version of that. The bear says, "Thank you, Lord, for this food I'm about to recieve."

 

[ChristianTeen]

What is the difference?