If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can bemade safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because itremoves large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheepand canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes themperspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant,love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and theMoon. All water tends to flow towards the moon,because there is no water on the moon, and naturehates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in thisfight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you getintercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forwardto his adultery.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. Thebrainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie. Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can bemade safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because itremoves large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheepand canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes themperspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant,love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and theMoon. All water tends to flow towards the moon,because there is no water on the moon, and naturehates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in thisfight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you getintercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forwardto his adultery.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. Thebrainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie. Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
