Children! How can you live with them!

[Christian_Victor]

This was submitted by a person named Linda from Marietta Georgia.





To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces and nephews, or students ... here is something to make you chuckle.

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was, "Don't."

"Don't what ?" Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit ? We have forbidden fruit ? Hey, Eve ... we have forbidden fruit !"

"No way !"

"Yes, way !"

"Do NOT eat the fruit !" said God.

"Why ?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so !" God replied, (wondering why he hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants).

A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and was He ticked !

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ?" God, as our first parent, asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?" said the Father.

"I don't know," said Eve.

"She started it !" Adam said,

"Did not !"

"Did too !"

"DID NOT !" Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

 

[Locket]

LOL. Anyone ever seen Bill Cosby's video where he talks about havin kids?

"Don't touch the cookies!" The child eats a cookie. So the parent removes the cookie jar to the top shelf and leaves. The child climbs up, grabs the jar and gets back down with a cookie. Parent comes back in.
"Didn't I jsut tell you not to touch the cookies??"
"Uh-huh"
"Then why are you eating them?!"
"I got one for yooooooooou."
"I don't wnat it!"
"then can I ha' it?"

It's so hilarious with the voices he makes

 

[bball_luvr23]

lol, I was never that bad . . .

 

[Paladin Dave]

That was great.

 

[Daisy_Chain]

lolz those are funny

 

[goldenviolet]

Isn't this somewhere in the Bible too....... !

 

[Glisten]

LOL ... makes sense to me!!

 

[just_dance]

That's funny

 

[Silent_J]

Cheaper by the dozen comes to mind

 

[Woman of Faith]

LOL! This reminded me of something I had posted a while back so I had to retrieve it from the dusty pages reserved for posts that haven't been viewed in a long time. It's called Household Principles for Children from the Old Testament. I hope ya'll like it.

 

[Shinji Ikari]

hahahah..!