Children are Quick

[cavell]

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

 

[Gregory Eugene]

True Story from my house from when my daughter was 3

Mom: Molly Grace, do you think I'm the maid around here

Molly: What's a maid

Mom: A maid is a person who is forced to clean up everyone else's mess

Molly: Than Yes, you're the maid

 

[Joseph36]

Lol..!!
Your daughter is genius who made her mom a maid..!!!

 

[SparkyMaddie]

these are funny..i saw something like this on the net..where real essays were written and the answers students gave really made me laugh.....wish i could find it

 

[1mom6x]

I was teaching my 2 year old not to share her food with the new baby. I told her that the baby only drinks milk and it only comes from Mommy. Later I quizzed her:

Me: What does the baby eat?
2yo: Only milk
Me: Where does the milk come from?

she had to think about that one then with a proud smile
2yo: A yard sale!

 

[StonedProphet]

lol

 

[mark avery]

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[Valujira]

Quick? They are....But they need to learn stuff about respect.

 

[ElizabethGould]

Ah, I love kids at times like this!

 

[Helenm12]

Kids are great...!

 

[cavell]

Quick? They are....But they need to learn stuff about respect.

Surely!

 

[BlessedLYT]

lol I got one
Momma:
I want you to sweep the floor

My sis:
Yes maam

(She gets done walks back in)

My sis:
Well since you don't own the house do I have to mop it to?

 

[sk8Joyful]

One day, we met the new neighbor next door, & were chatting about careers.

My 3 yr. old daughter said: "There's really only 3 kinds of nurses, you know "

Woman says: "I didn't know that. Enlighten me"

Kiddo says: "Well, there's
1. RN's = (not posting that one lol)
2. LPN = 'Lowest Paid', you can tell by where they live.
3. CNA = 'Certified Newborn Advisor': they teach babies to stay FAR AWAY from the other two."

The lady just laughed & laughed LOL

 

[myfarah]

True Story from my house from when my daughter was 3

Mom: Molly Grace, do you think I'm the maid around here

Molly: What's a maid

Mom: A maid is a person who is forced to clean up everyone else's mess

Molly: Than Yes, you're the maid

very nice and lovely