Chemical Elements

[ackeiyword]

Two new chemical elements have recently been added to the chemical table. Here is a description of there properties. Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there, can be explosive!) Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong attraction to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known to mankind. Caution: Highly volatile in inexperienced hands. Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (190 +/- 75) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense. Difficult to find a pure sample. Aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Bonds with WO any chance it can get. Some tend to form bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with CD (Element: Child) for prolonged periods. Become unglued when saturate with alcohol. Usage: None known to date. Good methane source. Able to produce large quantities on command.

 

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[SparkyMaddie]

clever!!

 

[ashout]

i like the part of producing lots of methane!