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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as Euro-English.
In the 1st year, s will replace the soft c. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard c will be dropped in favour of k. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing public enthusiasm in the 2nd year when the troublesome ph will be replaced with f. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, public akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will encourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al will agre that the horibl mes of the silent e in the language is disgrasful and it should go.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to replasing th with z and w with v.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary o kan be droped from vords kontainin ou and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl of difikultis and evirun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
In the 1st year, s will replace the soft c. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard c will be dropped in favour of k. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing public enthusiasm in the 2nd year when the troublesome ph will be replaced with f. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, public akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will encourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al will agre that the horibl mes of the silent e in the language is disgrasful and it should go.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to replasing th with z and w with v.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary o kan be droped from vords kontainin ou and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl of difikultis and evirun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
