CFoholics Anonymous

[Breetai]

Hello everybody. My name is Breetai, and I am a CFoholic.

I just can't get enough of CF. I think about CF everyday, and I dream about my next post every night.

 

[ChristianTeen]

I think I am one I am on here at least once everyday and love this place.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

My name is JtB and I am a CFoholic. I cannot obtain enough of this place.

 

[OceanAngel]

My names Craig and I'm A CFoholic, it started small the odd post and there, but then it grew and grew now I can't go a day without posting, If i dont post I feel bad and start to get sea sick. I need help.

 

[missionarypoet]

Hey everybody, my name's Hannah, and I am a CFoholic. It began with a couple of questions on my part and some wise and caring answers from CF members. One thing led to another and now I'm on CF every day. (By the way, my mom has told me that I need to join a message board addiction program, so this is really funny.)

 

[Breetai]

It's OK. We're all in this togather. Just let it out.
I just need more and more. I can't stop. Kind of like this guy:

 

[OceanAngel]

It's OK. We're all in this togather. Just let it out.
I just need more and more. I can't stop. Kind of like this guy:

Cool Smiley, how'd you get it to appear? my attempts with smiley central failed and thats not smiley central one is it?

 

[Breetai]

I came here back at the start of December, 2003. I was looking for some good Christian advice on a subject. Now I am addicted. I average nearly 17 posts a day and it's rising fast.

 

[missionarypoet]

*sniffle* Thanks Breetai

Hugs for all the other addicts

 

[Breetai]

It's from: http://bestsmileys.com/. Rainbow Rose gave me the link.

 

[jameseb]

My name is Eric. I am a struggling CFoholic. I can't get enough of the Current News and Politics board... now Ifind myself struggling to resist posting on threads such as these. What am I to do?

 

[Starcradle]

I'd suggest you stop posting in the "Last One" thread, for starters.

 

[jameseb]

LOL....erm.....uh... NOT!!!

 

[Starcradle]

LOL....erm.....uh... NOT!!!

Aww, come on! It's well-intentioned advice geared toward freeing you from this terrible addiction!

 

[jameseb]

I like my addiction just the way it is, thank you.

 

[KristianJ]

G'day, my name's Kristian. I'm a 17.44 poster and it shall rise as well. I'm addicted to finding new and dynamic smilies and revealing them to everyone in the hope of getting people to have a quiet chuckle, like this one:

You all are just too friendly for me to stay away!

 

[Starcradle]

I like my addiction just the way it is, thank you.

Well....*sticks tongue out at you*
I'm still beating you in the "Last One" thread.

 

[Breetai]

Well fellow CFers, I congratulate you on admitting your addiction. It wasn't easy for any of us, but we all have this addiction.

Since my last time here, my average daily posting has moved even closer to 17.

 

[J4Jesus]

I am a CFoholic for sure, since I started 2 months and 4 days ago

 

[Latreia]

Clears throat: ahhem! Yes, well, uh, I can't say my name yet. This horrible vice has me in its clutches. It is too humiliating to admit how many times and ways I have tried to kick this monkey on my back.



Can't even say which is the worst: obsessed with reading posts that make me feel awful; uncontrolled typing of posts that should never see the light of monitors; having feelings of crazed belief that my words will prevail and set the whole world on the right course....argh!!

:o

Something icy and black, clutching at my brain, forcing my mouse to click on CF link; trying to forget where my password is located; the anguished howl when I suddenly see the CF logo spring up like a demented Jack in the Box.



"Welcome," it says, "Welcome, Fool, back again, eh? Crawling back for more, bwah ha ha ha...."

Instantly, I feel the heartburn,
the hideous headache begins....


BUT I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE, YOU HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!


I'm BAAAAAAACK!!!!!! Back, back, back, back...(cackles hysterical screeches)


YES, YES, YES, HERE, FOREVERRRRRR!