CF Singles Fun Thread

[Multifavs]

Hello there! *waves* This is a fun thread for those of us here in CF Singles. Share jokes and other fun stuff, either that you created or that you saw. Just make sure they are clean and are not mean to anyone.

Ready? Let's go!

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[Multifavs]

Multi's Jokes

Here are some jokes I thought of about my character Multi the husky (based on myself except as a husky). CF Singles regulars should get them.

What is Multi's favorite kind of bread?
Multigrain.

How does Multi get things done?
She multitasks.

What do you call someone like Multi who can make drawings, stories, music, and plushies?
Multipurpose.

Why didn't Multi light the candles on her birthday cake?
Because she would need to get a match to do it.

Why didn't Multi do her Christmas shopping online?
Because it involved shipping.

What did Multi say when she went to bed?
"Time for a good knight's sleep."

 

[Rigatoni]

How does Multifavs reply to multiple CF messages at the same time?
-She uses the multi-quote feature.

 

[SarahsKnight]

Why didn't Multi light the candles on her birthday cake?
Because she would need to get a match to do it.

Why didn't Multi do her Christmas shopping online?
Because it involved shipping.

What did Multi say when she went to bed?
"Time for a good knight's sleep."

Hah. Get it?

 

[.Mikha'el.]

Hah. Get it?

I didn't get the shipping one.

 

[Citanul]

I didn't get the shipping one.

A number of us have been shipping Multifavs and Anthony7 for a while now, despite their protests, so that joke was a (very clever) way of protesting yet again.

 

[Citanul]

I don't know what's worse - someone recording a song which recites the digits of pi or me watching it till the end.

 

[CodyFaith]

I don't know what's worse - someone recording a song which recites the digits of pi or me watching it till the end.

Like, I just woke up and have to get ready for church, but this is oddly satisfying and I could see me watching it to the end.

 

[Rigatoni]

A number of us have been shipping Multifavs and Anthony7 for a while now, despite their protests, so that joke was a (very clever) way of protesting yet again.

Y'all just have to try harder.

I'm kidding, the shipping has been intense lately.

 

[Citanul]

Y'all just have to try harder.

Encouraging us is probably not the best idea...

 

[JustSomeBloke]

Did you hear what happened to the two thieves caught stealing a calendar?

They got six months each.

 

[Multifavs]

What do you call a nocturnal bird wearing armor?
A knight owl.

What do you call a wolf with clothes on?
A wearwolf.

What do you call a flying mammal that enjoys a sport involving a diamond?
A baseball bat.

What happens when the welcome mat at your door needs to be replaced?
You've worn out your welcome.

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[JustSomeBloke]

I got my head stuck in a pumpkin

 

[Citanul]

This is awesome. I've watched other videos from this guy and they're always pretty good, but this is his best yet.