CF plot twists

Lord Of The Forest · Dec 13, 2014

Mojo is Miss Spaulding's sock.

Saucy and Stravinsk are accounts run by the same person; they are not socks.

George is the latest incarnation of ChrisBot.

Jack of Spades is my sock.

CF is run by a computer that may or may not be ChrisBot/George; 'users' like Pauler, Lillamb, and Hammster are automated bots.

MehGuy was hit by a car and killed in 2007 while walking his dog, and his posting style was memorised and artificially replicated by CF's database.

Any other plot twists you have to share?

Jupiter Drops · Dec 13, 2014

You're taking that thread up a notch, aren't you

Lord Of The Forest · Dec 13, 2014

This is a thread I've been wanting to make for quite a while... The truth needs to come out.

Jupiter Drops · Dec 13, 2014

All of those twists above sound farfetched.
Except you being Jack, of course.

Jupiter Drops · Dec 13, 2014

DragonsWing said:
If you have "great news" to share, you need to dumb it down some, but not too much. It's a delicate balance that someone else had down pretty good until things exploded. At least, he had the mods fooled for how many thousand posts?

Who?

Lord Of The Forest · Dec 13, 2014

DragonsWing said:
If you have "great news" to share, you need to dumb it down some, but not too much. It's a delicate balance that someone else had down pretty good until things exploded. At least, he had the mods fooled for how many thousand posts?

True enough!

By the way, greatnews is an Islamist extremist with a passion for salted pork.

Jupiter Drops said:
All of those twists above sound farfetched.
Except you being Jack, of course.

A good twist is farfetched-- you don't see it coming. After all, the truth is stranger than fiction. And the roof is lamer than friction.

Jupiter Drops · Dec 13, 2014

DragonsWing said:
A preacher here who went by "Great News". A certain thread that has now been erased exposed it as a sock of someone else whom many of us expected it was. It was a rather angry thread that got erased.

Perhaps LOTF can tell you privately or something.

Too bad I'll never know this inside joke.

Lord Of The Forest said:
True enough!

By the way, greatnews is an Islamist extremist with a passion for salted pork.

Oh...
What

A good twist is farfetched-- you don't see it coming. After all, the truth is stranger than fiction. And the roof is lamer than friction.

Sometimes, an awfully horrible twist is farfetched.
True story.

Lord Of The Forest · Dec 13, 2014

Jupiter Drops said:
Sometimes, an awfully horrible twist is farfetched.
True story.

I ought to bludgeon you with a balloon for that comment. All of these plot twists are A+++ material.

TRUE STORY.

RobertMerton · Dec 13, 2014

It's pretty mean to say a fellow user died on here..
even as a joke! .

Lord Of The Forest · Dec 13, 2014

RobertMerton said:
It's pretty mean to say a fellow user died on here..
even as a joke! .

Ask him.

Jupiter Drops · Dec 13, 2014

Lord Of The Forest said:
I ought to bludgeon you with a balloon for that comment. All of these plot twists are A+++ material.

TRUE STORY.

Right.
As if I'm so afraid of your deathly balloon.
And as for your A+++ plot twist material, they aren't even worth that mark, therefore...

Lord Of The Forest · Dec 13, 2014

RobertMerton · Dec 13, 2014

Plot twist:
Half the female users on here are sock accounts by 2 guys with multiple personality disorders.

Jupiter Drops · Dec 13, 2014

Oh, come now.
Be a merry and blithe fellow.
You are the Lord of the Forest, right?

Lord Of The Forest · Dec 13, 2014

Jupiter Drops said:
Oh, come now.
Be a merry and blithe fellow.
You are the Lord of the Forest, right?

What happened to our love? I wish I understood. It used to be so nice, it used to be so good....

RobertMerton said:
Plot twist:
Half the female users on here are sock accounts by 2 guys with multiple personality disorders.

DragonsWing said:
I bet there is some truth to that, except that I reason that the person or persons operating them have actually developed the disorder by playing the socks.

Seems legit.

Jupiter Drops · Dec 13, 2014

Lord Of The Forest said:

Tut, tut.
Don't be so passive-aggressive

DragonsWing said:
I bet there is some truth to that, except that I reason that the person or persons operating them have actually developed the disorder by playing the socks.

That would be sad.
Somehow, that's pretty realistic.

Jupiter Drops · Dec 13, 2014

Lord Of The Forest said:
What happened to our love? I wish I understood. It used to be so nice, it used to be so good....

What love?

Lord Of The Forest · Dec 13, 2014

*updates That Awkward Moment thread*

Jupiter Drops · Dec 13, 2014

So.... New CF plot twist???

RobertMerton said:
Plot twist:
Half the female users on here are sock accounts by 2 guys with multiple personality disorders.

DragonsWing said:
I bet there is some truth to that, except that I reason that the person or persons operating them have actually developed the disorder by playing the socks.

Jupiter Drops · Dec 13, 2014

Actually, I'm sure that this isn't new.

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