So my pastor told us this joke, and he said, "Yeah yeah, you don't want to laugh but you'll be telling it later..."
So here it is:
So a boy named Louie Zanzobini goes to the priest and says,
"Bless me father, for I have sinned."
The priest says, "What are your sins my son?"
"I have violated the laws of chastisty with one of the girls in our congregation."
"Well my son, this is a grievous sin," says the priest, "but what was the name of the girl?"
"I cannot say father, I do not want to tarnish her reputation."
After much attempts to try to get Louie to confess her name, the priest becomes a bit frustrated and desperate.
"Tell me then, was it Rachel Capone?"
"I cannot say."
"Penelope Zazzi?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Guadalupe Razzoli?"
"Please father!"
"Appolina Polini?"
"I will never tell!"
"Mariceli Ratili?"
"I refuse to say her name."
The priest was obviously frustrated, and thought for a minute. After a few seconds he said,
"I admire the fact that you will not tell me her name. Nevertheless, you must be punished. For 4 months you will not be able to be an alter boy. Now go and be good."
So Louie leaves and on the way out, he meets his friend who asks him how it went.
"Fine. The priest gave me a 4 month vacation and 5 good leads."
So here it is:
So a boy named Louie Zanzobini goes to the priest and says,
"Bless me father, for I have sinned."
The priest says, "What are your sins my son?"
"I have violated the laws of chastisty with one of the girls in our congregation."
"Well my son, this is a grievous sin," says the priest, "but what was the name of the girl?"
"I cannot say father, I do not want to tarnish her reputation."
After much attempts to try to get Louie to confess her name, the priest becomes a bit frustrated and desperate.
"Tell me then, was it Rachel Capone?"
"I cannot say."
"Penelope Zazzi?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Guadalupe Razzoli?"
"Please father!"
"Appolina Polini?"
"I will never tell!"
"Mariceli Ratili?"
"I refuse to say her name."
The priest was obviously frustrated, and thought for a minute. After a few seconds he said,
"I admire the fact that you will not tell me her name. Nevertheless, you must be punished. For 4 months you will not be able to be an alter boy. Now go and be good."
So Louie leaves and on the way out, he meets his friend who asks him how it went.
"Fine. The priest gave me a 4 month vacation and 5 good leads."
