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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that

come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog
 

Ric

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tel0004 said:
I tried it with my 2 pound chihuahua, and now he is nowhere to be found. What does that mean?

You've got to wait for the chihuahua to dry out to the fur will puff up enough to be seen by the human eye again! ;)
 
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He dosent have any fur

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tel0004 said:
He dosent have any fur

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Sorry to tell you the bad news, the poor pup is lost forever. :cry:

But look on the bright side, you can now get a dog that won't disappear when it gets wet - a dog like a German Sheppard! :thumbsup:
 
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Poor cat...gosh, my cat hated baths too! It would yowl the whole time and it sounded like he was saying Nooooooo! It was actually kind of funny...because then he would walk around lifting up his paws high when he walked because he didn't know how to deal with wet paws. Quite hilarious if I do say so myself.
 
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