A man walks into the woman's section of a department store and tells the salesclerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife.
"What type of bra?" asks the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the salesclerk, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what were the types.
The clerk replied, "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused, the man asks, "What is the difference in them?"
The clerk responds, "It is really very easy. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
"What type of bra?" asks the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the salesclerk, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what were the types.
The clerk replied, "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused, the man asks, "What is the difference in them?"
The clerk responds, "It is really very easy. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
