Bumper Stickers

[keeptrying]

Have you seen any good bumper stickers lately?

Here is one of my favorites:

If it's tourist season---can we shoot them?

 

[miggles]

What a neat thread Keep! Here's one:

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

 

[Wildwood]

I need to get out more often... I can't think of any bumper stickers I've seen lately! I'll enjoy reading what the rest of you have seen.

 

[nanajojo]

I brake for no apppaent reason
ever stop to think and forget to start again

 

[keeptrying]

Don't honk--driver trying to sleep

 

[keeptrying]

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

 

[keeptrying]

Proceed with caution--driver reloading.

 

[keeptrying]

What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?:o

 

[keeptrying]

Abuse An Animal---Go To Jail!

 

[Macca]

wherever You Go There You Are

 

[nanajojo]

how about the sticker that is on an old rusty car or truck that says
AT LEAST IT'S PAID FOR

 

[nanajojo]

no I think it is more like WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? AT LEAST IT IS PAID FOR

 

[Ms.Garnet]

In small print: If you can read this , you are too close.

 

[frogalone]

I can't remember jokes or bumper stickers, but I've seen a few good ones.

 

[keeptrying]

I can't remember it exactly but I saw one once on an old beat up truck that said:
I'd remove the rust but it's the only thing holding it together

 

[Glenn316]

Cthulhu saves... but only until he's hungry again.

 

[MotherOfPromise]

Glen is one of the members of the old tumbleweeds thread. Welcome back Glen! Miggles actually pulled that old thread up and we posted on it for a while but now it has disappeared into the archives somewhere. Miggles can you resurrect it again? I bet Glen would love to read it.