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rachey88

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Well my boyfriend and I don't really care about burping in front of each other... we always say excuse me. We don't fart in front of each other really... in fact I have never farted in front of him. Lol.. I get embarrassed easy and I hate to fart in front of people... if I need to I excuse myself to a private place. I don't mind blowing noses because I would rather us do that than keep sneezing or rubbing your nose or picking it... thats just gross.

The bathroom their is a line... I never liked anyone in the bathroom while I use it period... in public places I sometimes wait for people to leave... unless it's a loud place like an amusement park or fair etc...
Now if taking a shower or brushing teeth anything besides sitting on the toilet I don't mind... I am kind of a wierd girl I know but I have always been like that. I hate using the bathroom with people... they say girls always go to the bathroom in groups... well not me unless I am at again the fair or an amusement park etc.. I always go alone.
 
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I'm so with you on the public bathroom thing. Sometimes I will even cut the water on so no one hears me pee!
 
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Flibbertigibbet

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I can't pee if I even think someone is standing outside the door - my doctor's office is small and whenever I go (and have to pee in the stupid little cup) I always have to send the nurses to the other end of the room - and I still run the water!

I am, by nature, just not a very gassy person, so if I ever do actually work up a burp I make a big deal of it - in my house it is a running joke that I'll say "I burped! Did anyone hear it", and be met with a resounding chorus of "No!"s.

Of course some things cannot be helped - and one shouldn't feel hideously embarrased in front of their spouse. On the other hand, yelling "Pull my finger!" or shoving your spouse's head under the covers are things better reserved for father/son play - since for some bizarre reason boys find it funny and men never grow up in some respects. Besides, kids are fair game.

Just my 2 cents.
 
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Flibbertigibbet

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1.According to Wikipedia it is to fart under a blanket
2.She cut off her husbands ...... with a kitchen knife, and threw it out the window
You forget . . . not just out the window - out the window of the car, several miles away in a field. Where it was later found and . . . those of us who know the story can fill in the blanks. For those of you who don't know - google it.

Now, my opinion is that having gone so far as to effect the removal of said appendage with a sharp knife, why not go the final step and toss it in the garbage disposal? Never made much sense to me.
 
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There was a funny song about that set to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme.
 
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rachey88

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1.According to Wikipedia it is to fart under a blanket
2.She cut off her husbands ...... with a kitchen knife, and threw it out the window



Oh my goodnes... :o
 
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