A blond woman goes into an electronics store and points to something and she says: I want that T.V. The guy working in the store says: I'm sorry, we don't sell to blonds. She is frustrated. She leaves, waits a few days, dyes her hair and tries it again. She gets the same response. This makes her very frustrated. She leaves, waits a couple weeks, dyes her hair, restyles it and put on sunglasses. She tries it again. She gets the same response. She asks the guy what makes him think she is blond. He replies: because that's a microwave.
Two blonds are walking in the woods. They come upon a set of tracks. One says: Those are bear tracks and the other says: No they are deer tracks. The argue for so long over what kind of tracks they are that they get hit by a train.
Two blonds are walking in the woods. They come upon a set of tracks. One says: Those are bear tracks and the other says: No they are deer tracks. The argue for so long over what kind of tracks they are that they get hit by a train.
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