BEWARE!!! This is kinda bad.But it is funny.If you Like FMA...

[Audiomechanic]

dude stop hitting on her shes 8 yrs younger then u. ur over 18 shes under wait 2 yrs then people wont think of you as a creepy old man.................................................lol

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You found me out. I'm not actually 22. I'm 14.





K, I lied again. I'm 22.

tregg, you look cute in that plant.

Gotta spread the love!

 

[ttreg]

*steps away from the creepy old guy who saids im cute*

 

[Audiomechanic]

Why, yes. Yes I am. Thank you.

*Takes out katana and awaits the famous Mr. Norris*

You're going to need more than that katana. Take this!

*tosses NOAG cheese sabor*

I hear that Mr. Norris is allergic to CHEESE!!

 

[Audiomechanic]

I just noticed something! Mr. NORRIS!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!! xD

(Lame HP joke... I need to make more friends. )

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[Audiomechanic]

*steps away from the creepy old guy who saids im cute*

Come here you big jiggly bowl of plant pudding!!!!!

 

[ttreg]

*runs to the nearest police department*

 

[Audiomechanic]

*runs to the nearest police department*

Come back....uh.....pariewinkle!!!

 

[ttreg]

pariewinkle?

 

[Audiomechanic]

I couldn't think of a better flower name on the fly like that. Lets try this...

"Come back my little sun flower!!!!"

 

[ttreg]

*goes to the police department and tells them that there is a old guy following him calling him "cute" "pariewinkile" and his "little sun flower"* *the police are now looking for this man*

 

[Audiomechanic]

*runs to evil anti-cheese lair*

The fuzz won't find me here!

*There's a knock at the door*

*opens door*

Yes, may I help you?

"Sir, we are form the Police. Have you been terrorizing this little plant?"

Yes, sir. But I love that little tulip!!!

"It's pretty clear that you are a sicko. But then again, a plant did just walk into HQ and report you."

What are you going to do, sir?

"Have a drink. It's been a long day."

*Police leave*

 

[ttreg]

I Am Not A Plant!!! Police Capture That Man! He Is Going To Get Me!

 

[Audiomechanic]

Police: "Did that piece of tin foil just talk to me?"

Yes, sir. I believe it did.

Police: "Better make that two drinks."

*police drive off*

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AREN'T YOU JUST THE CUTEST PIECE OF TIN FOIL EVER!!!!!!

 

[notanordinarygirl]

Wow, you guys sure posted a lot while I was away. Did you stay home or something? xD

 

[Audiomechanic]

Wow, you guys sure posted a lot while I was away. Did you stay home or something? xD

I did. I called in sick for work. I won't say why......






























Ok, I will. I pulled a muscle in my back this morning..............by sneezing. :o I sneezed in the shower and felt a horrible pain in my back. It's a little better now but still hurts quite a bit. Stupid sneeze. I'm an old man, NOAG. Next week I'll break a hip climing a curb.

 

[notanordinarygirl]

...

Mustn't... laugh...



(And dude, 22 is not old. Heck, I'll still be in college at that age! )

 

[ttreg]

I Am Not A Plant And Im Not Tin Foil I Am A Regular Human Being Please Save Me From The Creepy Old Guy!

 

[notanordinarygirl]

I Am Not A Plant And Im Not Tin Foil I Am A Regular Human Being Please Save Me From The Creepy Old Guy!

Why are you naked, ttreg?

There are girls here, you know (*cough*me*cough*)... >.>

 

[ttreg]

im a nudist




lol just kidding

 

[notanordinarygirl]

im a nudist




lol just kidding

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Creepy...