BEWARE!!! This is kinda bad.But it is funny.If you Like FMA...

[notanordinarygirl]

Hmm......since you are my pet.....go do something...you know......pet like. While I unknowingly place my shoe covered feet unguarded upon this foot stool and open this large visually emcompassing news paper which blocks any view that I might have of my feet. MWAHA! *cough* Too....much laughing....voice gone....

GO DO PET STUFF!

I could go destroy your home, if you like!

*steals shoes instead*

 

[notanordinarygirl]

Neither do I. HEY! You know what would be cool? If I had arms that grew out of my head! Then I'd be like this guy:



Parting my hair would like, sooooo not be a problem.

LOL!!! Well, good luck with that!

 

[Audiomechanic]

I could go destroy your home, if you like!

*steals shoes instead*

What the.....HEY!!! Come back with my shoes!!!! (like I didn't see this coming) GET BACK HERE!!!.............don't.......you....DARE PUKE ON THE FLOOR!!!! USE THE BOX!!!!! HEY........don't hiss at me!

 

[Audiomechanic]

LOL!!! Well, good luck with that!

Hey thanks! Got any recomendations on something I could use to make these arms grow faster?

 

[OceanAngel]

You could attach arms from a manquin from a shop to your head.

 

[notanordinarygirl]

What the.....HEY!!! Come back with my shoes!!!! (like I didn't see this coming) GET BACK HERE!!!.............don't.......you....DARE PUKE ON THE FLOOR!!!! USE THE BOX!!!!! HEY........don't hiss at me!

You know what? I think I'll eat these shoes!

*eats*

...

*pukes... on floor*

 

[notanordinarygirl]

You could attach arms from a manquin from a shop to your head.

OR you could have some of my magic arm-growing seeds and put them on your head! They actually work! Just ask these satisfied custumers!

- Ever since I used notanordinarygirl's magic arm-growing seeds on my head, my head has grown a wonderful set of arms!

- Nao-chan's products really work! I'm really happy with the arms I now have on my head.

- What? I can't hear you! I'm too busy using the arms on my head to clap! Oh, how happy I am!!!


These magic arm-growing seeds can cost hundreds - even thousands! - but we offer two bottles for only $59.99! That's two bottles of magic arm-growing seeds for only $59.99! That isn't even HALF the price set in stores!

But that's not all! Order in the next 20 minutes and we'll throw in this AMAZING manicure set! That's a $39.99 value... free!

That makes the two bottles of NAOG's magic arm-growing seeds and a manicure set for less than half the usual price! ORDER NOW!!!

 

[Audiomechanic]

You know what? I think I'll eat these shoes!

*eats*

...

*pukes... on floor*

*sigh* Worst pet ever. *shuffles into kitchen to get paper towels and carpet cleaner*

Next thing I know, she'll be trying to take over the world one puke on the carpet at a time.

 

[Audiomechanic]

OR you could have some of my magic arm-growing seeds and put them on your head! They actually work! Just ask these satisfied custumers!

- Ever since I used notanordinarygirl's magic arm-growing seeds on my head, my head has grown a wonderful set of arms!

- Nao-chan's products really work! I'm really happy with the arms I now have on my head.

- What? I can't hear you! I'm too busy using the arms on my head to clap! Oh, how happy I am!!!


These magic arm-growing seeds can cost hundreds - even thousands! - but we offer two bottles for only $59.99! That's two bottles of magic arm-growing seeds for only $59.99! That isn't even HALF the price set in stores!

But that's not all! Order in the next 20 minutes and we'll throw in this AMAZING manicure set! That's a $39.99 value... free!

That makes the two bottles of NAOG's magic arm-growing seeds and a manicure set for less than half the usual price! ORDER NOW!!!

*Quickly grabs phone and attempts to dial*

What was that number? WHAT WAS IT!!!! 20 minutes is almost up
!!!

*drops phone trying to find number*

DAGNABIT!!!

*picks phone back up and frantically tries to dial*

237.....no no......327....4.......AH!!!!

*runs into kitchen to find number from ad in mail*

*trips over cordless phone*

ARGH!

*falls on pride and dies*

Bummer

*goes to heaven and asks Jesus for head-arms*

Yo Jesus! How bout some head arms eh!

*Jesus stares in bewilderment, but then grants odd wish*


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*And that's how the chalupa was invented!!!!!!!!!!*

 

[notanordinarygirl]

*sigh* Worst pet ever. *shuffles into kitchen to get paper towels and carpet cleaner*

Next thing I know, she'll be trying to take over the world one puke on the carpet at a time.

Why, I'd never! *writes the extremely great idea with plans on using it later*

 

[notanordinarygirl]

*Quickly grabs phone and attempts to dial*

What was that number? WHAT WAS IT!!!! 20 minutes is almost up
!!!

*drops phone trying to find number*

DAGNABIT!!!

*picks phone back up and frantically tries to dial*

237.....no no......327....4.......AH!!!!

*runs into kitchen to find number from ad in mail*

*trips over cordless phone*

ARGH!

*falls on pride and dies*

Bummer

*goes to heaven and asks Jesus for head-arms*

Yo Jesus! How bout some head arms eh!

*Jesus stares in bewilderment, but then grants odd wish*


..............


























*And that's how the chalupa was invented!!!!!!!!!!*

And what's a chalupa?

 

[Audiomechanic]

Why, I'd never! *writes the extremely great idea with plans on using it later*

*grumbles*

There. Carpet's clean again. Now I'm shoeless though. I need to go to the store and get more shoes.

Now pet! You be good while I'm gone. Don't be making plans to take over the world with puke or anything!

*walks out to cheese-h8tr mobile and drives to store to find stylish foot clothing*

 

[Audiomechanic]

And what's a chalupa?

It's a simple device that uses electromagnetic waves to create a beam of fruit loops that can be fired into any general direction!

It can be slightly modified though to fire Cheese-Its but I don't recommend that. It becomes highly unstable.

 

[OceanAngel]

So when do we get ice cream?

 

[OceanAngel]

~And Cheese Covered Dead Aslan too~

 

[Audiomechanic]

So when do we get ice cream?

OH! I'm so sorry, I almost forgot. Here you go.

*hands OceanAngel cup of ice cream*

 

[Audiomechanic]

~And Cheese Covered Dead Aslan too~

Teehee. Been wonderin that myself.

 

[notanordinarygirl]

*grumbles*

There. Carpet's clean again. Now I'm shoeless though. I need to go to the store and get more shoes.

Now pet! You be good while I'm gone. Don't be making plans to take over the world with puke or anything!

*walks out to cheese-h8tr mobile and drives to store to find stylish foot clothing*

Alright, I won't!

waits 'til he's gone*

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Oh, the fool! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! xD

 

[notanordinarygirl]

It's a simple device that uses electromagnetic waves to create a beam of fruit loops that can be fired into any general direction!

It can be slightly modified though to fire Cheese-Its but I don't recommend that. It becomes highly unstable.

You lost me at "electromagnetic". Big word, electromagnetic... Big word. o.o

 

[notanordinarygirl]

~And Cheese Covered Dead Aslan too~

NEVER!!!!!