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BEWARE!!! This is kinda bad.But it is funny.If you Like FMA... (4)

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Audiomechanic

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No one liked my skit. *cries* So here it is again......in TECHNICOLOR!!!

audiomechanic said:
*looks down from heaven while conversing with God*

me - Who's shooting at us?

God - oh, that's just ttreg. When I made him, I made him legally blind so his aim would be terrible.

me - lol

God - lets have some fun with him

me - ok

God - watch this...

*suddenly a lightning bolt flies down from heaven and sets ttreg's butt on fire and gives him a huge afro*

God - GOT HIM ON THE FIRST TRY!!!

me - LOL

God - ROFL!

me - ROFLMAO!!!

God - ROFLMAOWURNW!!!!

me - ...............lol.

God - ............................lets go shoot lighting at the Green Peace people.

me - I love heaven.
 
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notanordinarygirl

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*barfs up cat in one peice* um well he is still breathing isnt he? :help:([serious] and no i aint no cat hater i love cats[/serious]
No, ttreg. She is dead. Please revive her for me. :|

[serious]Aww... We know that! :hug:[/serious]
 
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Audio go tell God to bring NAOG's cat back to life. M'kay? Thanks


Wife, I am hungry....feed me please.

...

Okay!

*brings ttreg a pound of junk food*

Tell me when you're done so I can bring you your dessert! :)

Oh... and I almost forgot, you need something to drink too! *hands ttreg a bottle of Pepsi*
 
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