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When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Organ donors put their heart into it.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
I get my large circumference from too much pi.
