Best one-liners

[apollosdtr]

Best one-liners

Frasier Crane: "Not one more deceitful word… your tongue could open a wine bottle!"

 

[SeventhFisherofMen]

"And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age." -Jesus

"I know more than you."
-Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec when approached by Home Depot Employee

"But I have made a decision, we will cut the bike down the middle, and give half to each of you."
-Newman from Seinfeld when deciding who to give the bike to between Kramer and Elaine

 

[joymercy]

Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel

 

[Tigger45]

“No soup for you!”

 

[apollosdtr]

"You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."--Morpheus, The Matrix

 

[SeventhFisherofMen]

"You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."--Morpheus, The Matrix

"What good is a phone call if you are unable to speak." Mouth proceeds to melt on itself

best scene ever imo

 

[Tigger45]

“Say hello to my little friend!”

 

[jacks]

"All I need is this thermos and this paddle ball game and this remote control AND THAT'S ALL I NEED!!!"

 

[Tigger45]

“You talking to me?!”

 

[Tigger45]

“Lucy, I’m home!”

 

[joymercy]

I'm so glad we had this time together

 

[apollosdtr]

"Cats are the gangsters of the animal world"--Pet Semitary

 

[apollosdtr]

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

 

[apollosdtr]

"There's no fate but what we make for ourselves"--John Connor