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Best joke you know

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Helo

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What is the one best joke you know?

My friend Tess told me this one.

One day at the Ladies Club, there was a sign out that said that a World War 2 pilot from Sweden who had flown in the American Air Force would be comming in to speak. Well the ladies were very excited about this so they all filed in and sat down and the man came out and he discussed a few things but the ladies all wanted to hear a war story.

So he started to tell his story, "One of 'de fockers vas comming in over me and 'dere vas annother focker commin up under me and two more fockers out to my right..." The ladies looked a little...uncomfortable at the man's story so the event organizer stepped foreward. "Umm...ladies if I may explain, a Focker is a type of German air-craft." The pilot nodded and said, "Ja, but 'dese fockers vas Messerschmitts!"