Belief In Hell Suddenly Spikes As Charles Manson Dies

[redleghunter]

Belief In Hell Suddenly Spikes As Charles Manson Dies


U.S.—A poll performed by Pew Research Center confirmed Monday that belief in hell spiked seemingly overnight, the sudden increase in the number of people who hold that a holy God will judge men and women when they die coinciding with the death of deranged mass murderer Charles Manson.


While only 58% of American adults said they believed in hell before Manson’s death, that number shot up to an overwhelming majority of 99.2% after the crazed cult leader died of natural causes Sunday.

“I didn’t think it was right for a thrice-holy God to judge anyone,” one respondent wrote. “But when I heard Manson had passed into the afterlife, I suddenly realized it kinda made sense for him to be separated from God for all eternity.”


Belief In Hell Suddenly Spikes As Charles Manson Dies

 

[Dawnhammer]

Serious report there. Loved this part

“According to sources at Pew Research, Charles Manson also quickly changed his belief in hell moments after dying.”

So he changed his mind after dying ? And sources at Pew Research learned of it ?

Guess they are holding seances now.

 

[redleghunter]

Serious report there. Loved this part

“According to sources at Pew Research, Charles Manson also quickly changed his belief in hell moments after dying.”

So he changed his mind after dying ? And sources at Pew Research learned of it ?

Guess they are holding seances now.

Yes I made sure I posited this in the 'junk drawer.' If you loved this one you will love another "Bee" 'article.'

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[Basil the Great]

I do not know what lies in store for Manson and others like him, but I doubt very much that it will be a pleasant experience.

 

[Shempster]

People love the idea that someone else will be tortured forever...unless it is your sweet grandmother who died that didn't really have faith in Jesus. The preachers at her funeral will surely "grandmother" her in to heaven.

I must admit though, I went to a funeral several months ago and 90% of the message was telling the audience that future torture was awaiting them. Got to admit, that was a first for me and I have been to lots of funerals.

I wonder if anyone would have shown up to Mansons funeral and what the preacher would have said.

 

[redleghunter]

People love the idea that someone else will be tortured forever...unless it is your sweet grandmother who died that didn't really have faith in Jesus. The preachers at her funeral will surely "grandmother" her in to heaven.

I must admit though, I went to a funeral several months ago and 90% of the message was telling the audience that future torture was awaiting them. Got to admit, that was a first for me and I have been to lots of funerals.

I wonder if anyone would have shown up to Mansons funeral and what the preacher would have said.

I've been to funerals where the preacher told the assembled some are sitting here and are dead and don't know it.

 

[FireDragon76]

People should be speculating less about Manson's soul and more worried about their own soul.