bathroom humor

[lucypevensie]

My kids are going through this stage where potty talk is hilarious fun. Just say the word "toilet" and they will be rolling on the floor (I actually tried this). What is up with that??? Do/did your kids ever act like that? I'm thinking it falls under the category of "whatever is true, pure, honest, lovely, etc....think on these things"

Anyone have opinions?

 

[sklippstein]

oy vey.......we are still admist the potty training process!!!!! HOW long does it take for them to complete this task?

 

[VOW]

To SK:

Most kids have it pretty much figured out by Kindergarten.

And Lucy, I know what you mean. My daughter picked up some colorful "humor" when she was in nursery school. She was about three, and one evening she came up to me while I was watching TV and was giggling so hard she could barely talk. She pantomimed putting something on my hair, and said, "Poo-poo on your head."

I was so startled, I had to work like the dickens to NOT bust out laughing. I put on my best "stern mommy" look and said, "We don't talk like that. You won't say that again."

A co-worker informed me that HER son came home from nursery school calling everyone a "Poo-poo-butt."

It's just something slightly naughty, forbidden, and quite hilarious to a little kid.


Peace be with you,
~VOW

 

[fieldmouse3]

My brother is 15, and he STILL thinks bathroom humor is the greatest thing ever.

 

[JagSayon]

Hey, when I was really young, I got scared going to the toilet alone so I got my really naive younger brother with me and he'd sit and the door and listen to me tell a story while I'm doing my business - and its always the same story.

Jag

 

[VOW]

To Fieldmouse:

Adolescent boys ARE bathroom humor, personified. They think intestinal gas was invented for their entertainment purposes only.


Peace,
~VOW

 

[Dewjunkie]

It wasn't?

 

[VOW]

/me uploads "Bean-o" to DJ....


Peace and clothespins on the nose,
~VOW

 

[Dewjunkie]

/me writes on the palm of his hand....gas is not for entertainment

 

[daughter of the king]

my little sister thought at one stage the word bottem or poo or wee. was very funny she made up songs sometimes.

 

[Sher]

lol I know what you mean. everytime my mom says something about using the bathroom, I sit there and watch my three younger siblings try not to bust out laughing. My seven yr old brother usually doesn't make it

 

[JohnR7]

Originally posted by lucypevensie
My kids are going through this stage where potty talk is hilarious fun.

Wasn't there a whole video about this last christmas, shreak or shreck, or something like that. I would not let my kid watch it. But I noticed the youth pastor let his son watch it over and over again. Then they had some behaviour problems with him as a result.

 

[conceived in fire]

Originally posted by daughter of the king
my little sister thought at one stage the word bottem or poo or wee. was very funny she made up songs sometimes.

my soon to be stepdaughter [shes five] made up a song the other day....

'its called POTTY! its called POTTY! its called POTTY!!!' over and over again, louder each time [i think its a metal song or something].....i believe its called 'its called potty'...yep, good song

 

[VOW]

To CIF:

Such AWESOME talent! You should be so PROUD!

It would be nicely accompanied by the "Pee-pee Dance."


Peace,
~VOW

 

[Blindfaith]

*sigh*

I'm not even so worried about my children, as I am about my husbnd!  He thinks bathroom humor is hysterical 

My 3 year old will come and inform me, "mommy, I have to go ploop-ploop".  Personally, I think it's kind of cute, only the way a mommy could think that's cute

Then she'll hollar, "mommy, wipe my butt"....

We're still working on that one.....

 

[Dewjunkie]

My two year old is discovering the fun words "poopie", "boobie" and "butt". She'll let one fly, then grin and say "I'm poooooopieee". I ask her if she really is and she'll laugh hysterically and say "no, it's just my butt". And my wife is almost uncomfortable disrobing in front of her now, because she yells out "Mommy, your boobies! Boobies, boobies!"

I truly don't know where she picked these things up, and admittedly, the first time was funny, and I laughed, so now she does it for the laugh (she's a ham) If you could hear the voice she uses, you'd crack up too.

 

[lucypevensie]

Your stories are making me laugh My son (age3) often assigns names to each little "nugget" (sorry, don't know what else to call them). He says, "That's a mommy one, and that's a daddy one, and that's a Johnnie-one!"

 

[Christmasguy]

Our oldest daughter who will be 4 in the spring has been drawing people with just heads, arms and feet. Until one day she was drawing a picture we started talking about the different body parts she had like, neck, fingers knees and so on.

Days past and her pictures were getting more detailed she included belly buttons and eye lashes and such.

A day later we were sitting at the table after supper and she piped up, Mommy I drew I picture of you and off she went and got it to show the both of us. Mommy had no idea that we had talked about body parts. So she was impressed that it was so detailed and started asking what all was on the picture. There was a circle drawn between mommies legs and she ask what that was.... I laughed so hard, until our daughter said Daddy I drew a picture of you too! It did not seem so funny any more.

Well okay now that she isn't in ear shoot both my wife and I thought it was so funny

Bryan

 

[Rondabear]

I think all kids go thru this stage. When we were potty training we had a book by charmin about the bear and the steps he takes when using the potty and so one night my son is looking at the book and making up a song about it. We laughed so hard. My son is now totally potty trained during the day but at night he still wears pullups. He is such a heavy sleeper. We went to the Dr today and she didnt seem concerned about him being almost 5 and not night potty trained yet. I am wondering when he will be ready to not wear pullups anymore.