Three men were bragging that they had set their new wives straight on their duties
The first man married a Catholic woman. He said that he told his wife she was to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done. It took a couple days but on the THIRD day he came home to a clean house & the dishes were all washed & put away.
The second man married a Jewish woman. He told his wife that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, AND cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, the next day was better, & the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and she had dinner waiting on the table.
The third man married a Baptist girl. He boasted that he told her HIS house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done AND laundry washed. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!
The second man married a Jewish woman. He told his wife that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, AND cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, the next day was better, & the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and she had dinner waiting on the table.
The third man married a Baptist girl. He boasted that he told her HIS house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done AND laundry washed. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!
