Baptist Identity

[SumTinWong]

It's not my fault i'm the biggest and the strongest; I don't even exercise.

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid or something?

 

[rural_preacher]

No more rhyming I mean it!

 

[@@Paul@@]

No more rhyming I mean it!

Anybody wanna peanut?

 

[SumTinWong]

Have fun storming the castle!

 

[@@Paul@@]

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid or something?

Actually they're quite comfortable I think everyone will be wearning them in the future...

 

[SumTinWong]

Farm boy. Polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.

 

[@@Paul@@]

..I just met you, i'm not gonna tell you i love you... You haven't even bought me diner yet!!! LOL

oh all right..........

As you wish...

 

[@@Paul@@]

You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well I accept.

 

[rural_preacher]

Have fun storming the castle!

Do ya think it'll work?

 

[SumTinWong]

I don't envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But, in the meantime, rest well ... and dream of large women.

 

[SumTinWong]

Mawidge...mawidge is what bwings us togewer today...Mawidge, the bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffim a dweam...

 

[SumTinWong]

Do ya think it'll work?

It would take a miracle. Bye!​

 

[@@Paul@@]

You just moved you moved you thumb that's wonderful

 

[SumTinWong]

It's possible, pig -- I might be bluffing -- it's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand -- then again, perhaps I have the strength after all.

 

[@@Paul@@]

Good one... Now i'm gonna have to go watch it again.

 

[Moma E]

This is the most hysterical thread ever! i need more... hurry, watch movie and post.

 

[rural_preacher]

It's possible, pig -- I might be bluffing -- it's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand -- then again, perhaps I have the strength after all.

DROP YOUR SWORD!

 

[SumTinWong]

Rural. It doesn't give it justice does it . Drop your. Sword. It is just classic the way he says it. If anyone wants here is the script http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/princess.shtml so you can hunt out your favorite lines. Whoever did was pretty good.

By the way has anyone ever read the book? It is far better than the movie believe it or not

A Book?

That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today, I'm gonna read it to you.

 

[rural_preacher]

Rural. It doesn't give it justice does it . Drop your. Sword. It is just classic the way he says it. If anyone wants here is the script http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/princess.shtml so you can hunt out your favorite lines. Whoever did was pretty good.

By the way has anyone ever read the book? It is far better than the movie believe it or not

A Book?

That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today, I'm gonna read it to you.

The WHOLE Script!! Thank you, thank you! You would not believe how much fun this will be for my entire family. We love the movie and are always quoting it. Having the script around will only make our house a more hilarious place!

 

[SumTinWong]

I just told my wife we need to go out and get the DVD. Our VHS is wearing thin. If you see it, get the book on tape. It is read by Rob Reiner and it is hilarious!

Don't bother me with trifles; after twenty years, at last, my father's soul will be at peace.