Attn Annabel Lee

[Lost]

*Lost pokes head in......reads ENTIRE thread....decides to lurk in utter disbelief*

*Lost hides her socks*



 

 

[coastie]

uh huh... right "just little old me lurking" "pay no attention to me"

Don't think for a second that you can pull the wool over my eyes, I know what you're up to!

 

[Lost]

Why Coastie.......you hurt my feelings....what could I possibly be up to?  Hmmmm?

 *grin*

 

[coastie]

Mmm hmm, those tricks don't work on me, Lost.

I'm just going to go back to my can of Mt. Dew and listen to some more Jimmy Buffett. good night

 

[Lost]

Ahhhhhh.....yes! Do drink the Dew.....that's good.

*grin*

*Lost puts on her socks & goes to bed*

 

[Rising_Suns]

This thread is turning into the "Flirtation Ping-Pong Battle of the Sexes". I can almost see the tension in the air.

 

[Annabel Lee]

Pick a side, Rising_Suns.

Are you with the Forces of Light? (ME)
Or are you with the Forces of Darkness? (Brim and apparently Gerry)

 

[Rising_Suns]

Hmmm...I would join you Annabel but i hardly think my forces of attraction would work as effectively as yours does on these two humans. If your situation is of dire need of assistance (which it doesn't look like it is yet), may I suggest a partner of the same gender. The two of you combined could really take over the entire male population of this forum if you so choose. 

I think it's also noteworthy to advice you to breif these humans on the Klingon mating ritual. It's only fair to them. Otherwise, they have no idea what they think they're are chasing after.

 

Brim,

better wise up man. The "battle between dark vs. light" is just a mask to divert attention away from her true intentions; *whispers* domination of the entire male gender. shhhhhh....

 

 

[Brain Damage]

I have read somewhere on this forum that the mating ritual for klingons is to pick their noses , I hope this is not true or i'm in for abundance of female klingons wanting to mate with me .   

 

[Rising_Suns]

Not at all man. It's slightly more violent than that. There was only one episode where Warf mated with another Klingon, and unless you've seen it, you have no idea what i'm talking about.

 

[Annabel Lee]

Rising_Suns is correct.

 

[Annabel Lee]

In case anyone missed this the first time.....


We, the undersigned, hereby give legal notice that the property known as "FELLOWSHIP COURT” has been, legally and with no hostile intent, taken over by the KLINGON EMPIRE.
This Affidavit shall be binding upon the parties, their successors, assigns and personal representatives Ad infinitum.
Please direct any questions to Klingon Operative, Annabel Lee.
This agreement shall be enforced. (Don’t ask)
Thank you and Have a Nice Day!

K’Plett of the House of Moge
Annabel Lee..Klingon Operative, special assignments
Antonin Scalia..Supreme Court Justice

Sign Here Brimshack _______________________________

 

[spirituality]

Sorry but I just didnt have the patience to read 48 pages of a klingon ang a warty green guy arguing...(lol I just read the first page and Im already confused...)

 

[Gerry]

Originally posted by Rising_Suns
Not at all man. It's slightly more violent than that. There was only one episode where Warf mated with another Klingon, and unless you've seen it, you have no idea what i'm talking about.

Yeah! Talk about tough love! Whew!

 

[Gerry]

Originally posted by spirituality
Sorry but I just didnt have the patience to read 48 pages of a klingon ang a warty green guy arguing...(lol I just read the first page and Im already confused...)

Warty green guy? Have you no respect at all??? He can't help his looks. It is true he has a very small neck, but he has a big heart. And all Annabell want's to do is pick on him and harass and torture him to death.

 

[Annabel Lee]

No one understands me. Not even you, Gerry
Don't you know that when a Klingon harrasses someone it's a sign of lo....uh, nevermind.

 

[coastie]

a sign of lo?

is that klingon for something?

HEY ANYONE KNOW WHAT "LO" MEANS?!!

 

[Brimshack]

I don't have warts; those are beauty marks. You will need to rehide your socks Lost, but first be sure and debug your home, and try humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic as you do it, that will disturb the radar waves. DOWN IN FRONT! Annabel has obviously defeated your powers of hypnosis Gerry; it appears that she has gown more powerful in the interim since this thread was last active. And, of yes, Rising Suns, Annabel's plans have been clear to me from the very beginning. But she won't get me, even if I have to have an operation.

…and my lawyer has advised me not to sign anything you give me Annabel dear, except perhaps on the third Sunday of an even numbered month.

 

[Lost]

Lost sits quietly and eats her bowl of Captain Crunch.

 

[Lost]

Hmmmmmmmm.......mmmmmmmmmmm........mmmmmmmm......mmmmmmm.

Hmmmmmmmmm......mmmmmmm..mm....mm....mmm.mmmmmmmmmm.....